Quentin Tarantinos new movie ‘Django Unchained’, a western about a bounty hunter who needs the help of a slave, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Christoph Waltz, and Jamie Foxx, finally has it’s first trailer.
It’s quickly explained that Waltz and Foxx team up because they need each other, but perhaps one day they’ll look back and realize the real gift wasn’t the reward at the end of their journey, but rather the journey itself, and all the fond memories they created about shooting people.
Either my internet is broken or today is boring as hell. Either way, hey look, it’s the premiere of ‘the Green Hornet’ trailer, starring Seth Rogen.
Word on the street is that this movie was a complete mess in its early cut but it looks fine here. Most people on the internet aren’t smart enough to have thoughtful opinions so if something isn’t completely wonderful they say it’s the biggest piece of shit ever, but it’s okay to have movies like this or ‘the A-Team’. It’s okay to simply be an entertaining movie with cool shit going on. Not everything has to be ‘Schindler’s List’ for fucks sake. Rogen is cool, Jay Chou is cool, and it even has Christoph Waltz. Unfortunately it also has Cameron Diaz, and as a general rule I’d rather watch a swallowing themed gang bang porn starring my daughter than The Greatest Movie Ever starring Cameron Diaz.