I don’t know how it works, but I assume that because Amanda Cerny was Playboy’s Miss October for 2011 and Ciara Price was Miss November 2011, they get to be roommates in the Playboy mansion. Maybe they even have bunk beds. And every night they help each other try on lingerie before they pillow fight each other to sleep. Again, I’m no expert at Playboy protocol, but I think I’m close enough.
Anyway, Amanda Tweeted this video of her and Ciara hanging out in an empty Los Angeles apartment, which I’m pretty sure is how at least 90% of Criminal Minds episodes begin, and they’re both dressed up like sorority girls at a slumber party with their face masks on as they dance around like kids. Amanda called it the “No Pants Dance”, but Ciara is clearly wearing pants, and I hate when girls lie.
Honestly, if we can’t trust our Playboy Playmates to be honest with us and not wear any clothes, then who can we trust?
LL Cool J is a bald, African-American man and Christopher Dorner used to be a bald, African-American man before he was torched in a cabin after a shooting spree in California that captivated the country. But Dorner is dead now and LL Cool J is alive, so that means TMZ can still ask him really stupid questions like, “Would you play Chris Dorner in a biopic?”
Outside Katsuya in Hollywood last night, we asked the Grammy host/rapper/”NCIS: Los Angeles” star about possibly doing a biopic, but he quickly nixed the idea.
LL told us, “That’s not something to even talk about because there are families that suffered, people that died. And because of that, I think it would be disrespectful to them to … have this conversation about a film when people’s lives were on the line.” (TMZ)
Meanwhile, Vivid is waiting for Lex Steele to agree to play Fist Porner, a large black man who shoots all over white women’s faces and tits. It’s the role he was born for.
But Hollywood is full of opportunistic dicks with no concept of the phrase, “Too soon” so it won’t be long before a studio actually asks LL Cool J to star in Dorner’s story. When he (probably) says yes, hopefully they’ll cast Playboy’s Ciara Price to play the rookie FBI agent who has to track him to that cabin in the woods, and she won’t let a shred of clothing stand in her way.