By Travis February 13, 2014 @ 12:00 PM
In a very important reminder that she still technically has a job, Kim Kardashian filmed a segment of her “reality” series at a high end baby store in Los Angeles yesterday. And to show that she’s really still one of the most powerful women in the world with scores of A-list celebrity friends at her disposal, Kim was with Ciara, who is a singer or actress or something like that. Needless to say, a small crowd of idiots formed to gawk at Kim, so she put on her most serious “I just queefed and the aroma is stunning” face and she looked down the whole way to make sure that she didn’t trip over her own giant ass that was squeezed into a ridiculously tight leather skirt.
Photo Credits: Michael Wright/WENN.com
By Lex November 07, 2013 @ 4:59 PM
Hollywood award shows in general are sucky bits of self-congratulatory circle jerks among people who call themselves artists. The People’s Choice Awards raises the self-satisfaction bar a bit higher by allowing millions of teen girls to decide on the winners. I think the Jonas Brothers win for most heterosexual siblings each year, just to show you the information level of the voters. I guess Ciara really wants one of these trophies for her mantel, next to the trophies she won for 3rd grade attendance and losing a rapper boyfriend to Chelsea Handler. So she wore an incredibly short skirt to the nominations event and flashed her panties a bit. It probably won’t help her with the teen girl voters or the Jonas Brothers for that matter, but it was enough to get me to Google Ciara and learn that bit about 50 Cent swapping out her coop for Chelsea Handler’s. That had to be an ego bruise.
Photo Credit: WENN
By Lex April 15, 2013 @ 4:03 PM
Contrary to popular opinion, hot girls aren’t swarming around gay men in Hollywood. Closeted gay actors, for sure. They’ve got supermodels hanging on their arms and telling tales of insatiable hetero appetites. But an openly gay channel like Logo holds their big awards show and, meh, not much talent. J-Woww showed up and flashed her boobs in a perfunctory manner. Fergie came looking for her husband. And Ciara dispelled rumors that she was born with male genitalia by whipping out her dick in the men’s room and taking a leak into Ryan Seacrest’s gaping maw. An uneventful evening by all accounts.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
By brendon November 30, 2012 @ 6:59 PM
Ciara is easily one of the ten hottest black girls in Hollywood, and not just because I’m white and can only easily think of like 3 other candidates. Though to be candid that did help.
(image source of ciara in new york today = pacific coast)
By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 12:10 PM
Ciara almost lost her top when she went swimming off Miami beach yesterday, and it’s times like this I wish I had a black friend because I could point at these and say, “Namsayin? Word bond,” or something like that, something I heard a rapper or a DB on ‘Hard Knocks’ say and then he would think I was cool. And then I could ask him where to buy that really good weed they always have.
(image source = pacific coast and fame)
SETH MACFARLANE – will reboot ‘the Flintstones’ as a new series for Fox, to premiere in 2013. So now he can steal characters right out in the open (Stewie is nothing but Jimmy Corrigan). When asked for a comment, MacFarlane went and stood behind Matt Groening and then repeated what he said. (deadline)
TOM SIZEMORE – did not kill Megan Wren, the woman who has been missing for 6 weeks, and she was finally found in a house near downtown LA. Oh fuck, now Tom knows where she is. Run Megan, run! (la times)
NIKITA – is one of the best shows on television, and today it finally got renewed for a second season. It was always assumed it would be, but the CW took until today to make it official because that network has no idea what the fuck it’s doing. (ew)
MARIA SHRIVER – has broken her silence (but not on twitter like her kids Patrick and Katherine), saying, “This is a painful and heartbreaking time.” Does she mean about ‘Nikita’? No Maria, it’s fine, it’s been renewed, all is well! (thr)
CIARA – looked fantastic as always in a bikini on Miami beach this weekend, and blah blah blah tits. (fame)