Cindy Crawford’s Tits Can Still Sell Watches

By Lex March 26, 2014 @ 4:10 PM

Cindy Crawford In A Swimsuit For An Omega Watch SS14 Campaign
I don’t know how old Cindy Crawford is exactly and I’m not going to Google it because I’ll spend several hours looking at old nude photos of her. I don’t have time for that, not right now. She’s still the go-to model girl for upscale merchandise. Her name just says classy. Her tits says buy me. I’d purchase an Omega timepiece from inside her coat if she showed me her mole.

Photo Credit: Omega

Cindy Crawford Should Never Stop Taking Off Her Clothes

By Lex December 27, 2013 @ 5:58 PM

Cindy Crawford Poses Topless But Covered For The Winter 2013 Issue Of V Magazine
You know I love that Cindy Crawford mole. It’s back, but it’s being tainted by that topless dude in these photos. Why go to the trouble of getting Cindy Crawford rubbing her titties up against a tree then throw some random guy into your photos. I get the female fantasy bit of being out in nature and getting accosted by a swarthy Italian gay male farm hand. But can’t we all agree that you only need the one getting paid the big bucks to be in the photos. She’s the star. Step aside you six-packed earring wearing photobomber. If anybody is going to give Cindy awkward, unwanted touches it’s going to be me.

Photo Credit: V Magazine, Winter edition

Cindy Crawford Might Still Be Good Looking

By Lex December 24, 2013 @ 1:27 PM

Cindy Crawford Out In A Bikini Top In Los Cabos
Mexican paparazzi need to buy some better cameras. Whether you’re shooting celebrities with one boob hanging out of their robes or corrupt government officials taking cash from drug cartels, you’re going to want to invest in a decent long range lens package. I can’t even see Cindy Crawford’s mole. I can’t enjoy myself to Cindy Crawford without that mole. It’s like the ignition switch to pleasure town.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, Splash

Cindy Crawford Still Has It

By Travis May 17, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

The 66th Cannes Film Festival kicked off in France yesterday, as some of the world’s biggest movie stars and celebrities hit the red carpet for the opening ceremonies. The event began with The Great Gatsby, so stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Carey Mulligan showed up to do their promotion duties, while celebrities from Steven Spielberg and Nicole Kidman to Beyonce’s sister and, for some unknown reason, David Hasselhoff got dressed up to party.

But screw all of them, because Cindy Crawford was there and her anti-aging skin care lotions must be made of leprechaun tears and unicorn jizz, because she looks fucking fantastic for 47. I’m not saying she looks perfect, but she should start hanging out with Cameron Diaz to look even younger.

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Cindy Crawford was in a bikini

By brendon November 28, 2011 @ 9:30 AM


Cindy Crawford, who turns 46 in February, spent Thanksgiving on the beach in Los Cabos with her husband Rande Gerber and their 10 year old daughter Kaia, and to be honest I’m a little disappointed in how she looks in a bikini. I would probably still have sex with her but I wish she was skinnier and had bigger tits. Just to be expressly clear, we’re talking about Cindy right now, not Kaia.

(source = bauer griffin)

the top 100 stories of 2009 (11-50)

By brendon December 31, 2009 @ 1:40 PM


50. MADONNAS ARMS - As she approaches the end of her life, it’s good to know she’ll die as she lived; by creeping me the fuck out. (July 27th)

49. CALL OF DUTY 2 – made 310 million dollars in it’s first 24 hours. “The Dark Knight holds every Hollywood speed record, and it took them 10 days to reach 300. So I guess in hindsight that movie was a real piece of shit.” (November 12)

48. MEGAN FOX IS BISEXUAL - If Megan Fox is getting more/better pussy than me I’m gonna kill myself. (May 13th)

47 and 46. CINDY CRAWFORD AND NICOLETTE SHERIDAN - Although a combined 99 years old, these two took some of the hottest bikini pictures all year.  But just so you know, the topless Crawford pictures here are from 2008, because I can’t find the ones from 2009, and I don’t have time to download new copies.  This god damn list is taking forever.  What a terrible idea this was.  (August 6th and August 3rd)

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