Cindy Crawford reportedly left the Club PapaGayo in Saint Tropez early this morning so drunk that she had to be helped to her car (another picture HERE).  Couple that with the pictures of her earlier this week laying out topless on a yacht, and it's hard to ignore that Cindy Crawford might be the perfect woman.  She likes to party, and as it turns out, I like to party too.  She's still super pretty but she's 41 now so that should take her down a peg and make her paranoid so maybe she'll overcompensate.  "Maybe I'm not 20, but I've got these and I can do this…"

Cindy Crawford laying out on a yacht topless this weekend in St. Tropez is pretty much why God created the word MILF.  For real.  It's in the bible.  I think it's towards the back.  They were talking about Sarah, I think.  She was smokin hot apparently.  And they said that's why Abraham was all up in that shit.  Actually, I can't lie to you, I just made that up.