
God knows why there are two versions of this thing, but there are, and so here’s the second one (first one here). I cropped the tags and the actual calendar part again, so you’ll just have to take my word for it when I tell you that Christmas is on a Tuesday next year.
(note: just right click on a pic if you need the models name. its in the file name.)

When I was a kid I and I got calendars like this I would always check June first, because that’s when my birthday is, and I felt like I had some connection with the girl who was June. For this it’s Chrissy Teigen, who I already sort of know a little bit. Needless to say we’re totally gonna do it now.
(i cropped the pics and removed the tag for the first part, the full calendar pics are after that. in case you need to right click and print your own calendar.)

I don’t know what madman thought it would be a good idea to do this years Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue without Marisa Miller, but I hope he got fired. I hope he got fired, I hope they stole his car, seduced his wife, punched his kids in the face and planted child pornography on his computer. Even worse, they filled the ginger spot with Brazilian mess Cintia Dicker and her terrifying amount of freckles. In fact when I saw this I hid under my bed and cried for like 10 minutes because I was so scared. But then I came out. I'm pretty brave, huh?