Claire Danes was at the ‘Me & Orson Welles’ premiere last night in London, but this is not the classy and elegant lady I remember. In the sheer black top she was wearing, all I had to do was use Photoshop CS4 (which you can buy anywhere for around $900), then open each picture, select the Image menu, then Adjustments, then Brightness/Contrast. After that I just brightened the hell out of each picture frame-by-frame, and now you can sort of see her nipples. What a whore! “Put some clothes on you whore!”
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Claire Danes is not a natural beauty like me or Angelina Jolie or me, but she does have a hot white girl ass. And when she tans she lies down like a lady. I appreciate that. The whole GD world is in Italy right now and Claire is no exception. Here she is in Ischia with her boyfriend Hugh Dancy, thankfully not pictured. Does any work get done in Hollywood or is it just trips to Italy and fancy cars and drugs and experimenting with anal. Helen Mirin, Sienna Miller, Eva Longoria, Uma Thurman and Claire are all in Italy. Is anyone still here? You could drive around Universal studios tonight all drunk and rob all the trailers and drive golf balls into the Psycho house and watch movies all alone like you're Omega Man.
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The Daily News says that the reason Claire Danes broke up with Billy Crudup (oh by the way, Claire Danes broke up with Billy Crudup. Oh by the way, Clair Danes was dating Billy Crudup) is because Claire slept with British actor Hugh Dancy while they were working on a film together, in fact they "shared a bed with the door two feet ajar, and everybody listening." This was a month before she broke up with Crudup. Dancy, by the way, is gay. Really really gay. The News says:
But horny Hugh didn't limit his attention to the ladies. "The cast was pretty much drunk every night," says the snitch. "Hugh also made out with [screenwriter] Michael Cunningham in the lobby." Plus, he was seen snogging the gay hotel manager, who lost his job.
The good news is you were sexy enough to seduce someone who normally is only into boys. The bad news is he might have thought you were a boy. It's a mixed blessing. Of course just because someone shows interest in you doesn’t mean they’re switching sides. I'm often told that staring into my eyes is like staring into a deep dark blue ocean of intrigue. I don't think it means those dudes are gay, but they're sexual creatures and they appreciate a handsome man.
