Claudia Galanti is photogenic

By brendon December 07, 2012 @ 5:37 PM

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The photo agency for these said, “Paraguayan model Claudia Galanti shows off her hot bikini body on the beach in Miami”, and I don’t know where Paraguayan is, but her ass is amazing, so I assume it’s what the bible calls the really nice areas in Heaven.

(image source = fame/flynet)

Leave me alone!

By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 5:08 PM

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I was hoping I could hang out with Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti on Miami beach for 10 minutes without the paparazzi taking a bunch of pictures of us, but I guess not. Is my green speedo sexy? Yeah, obviously, that’s why I wear it, but that doesn’t give them the right to follow me around and take a million pictures.

(image source = fame and pacific coast)

models make Miami beach fun

By brendon December 07, 2011 @ 12:44 PM

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Aida Yespica is a model from Venezuela who lives in Italy, and Claudia Galanti is a model from Paraguay who lives in Italy, and I’m already hopelessly confused but don’t care because there’s been almost no tits on the page lately and that is a heartbreaking outrage. Luckily Aida and Claudia were in Miami yesterday, grabbing each others asses.

The only down side was there was some dumbass kid in those pictures, and that little dick was ruining everything so he got photoshoped out. Obviously it would have been better if they left the kid in the car all day or sold him to a farm, but that’s apparently illegal thanks to these pussy Democrats we keep electing.

(image source = splash. btw this might be one of those very rare times when following me on twitter would be worthwhile)