By Lex March 23, 2015 @ 12:19 PM
I mostly remember this chick from Deal or No Deal, the show you watched just waiting for Howie Mandel to bring a gun and start mowing people down suitcase holders to terminate their microbial afflictions. She’s also now on one of those Real Housewives shows even though she’s not a housewife, a wife, or real so much. Nobody cares anymore about titles or truths. Those are bygone days. Can you give men wood into your 40′s. That’s why Jordan’s at the beach and you’re at work. She isn’t crying about people saying means things to her on Twitter. She’s letting the Atlantic ocean massage her crackers and wondering how she’ll look that night getting out of a Lambo. That’s real power.
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By Lex April 07, 2014 @ 5:26 PM
I know the girl on the left used to be on Deal or No Deal where Howie Mandel would break into a herpetic sweat when people tried to touch him. I’m not familiar with the confused looking girl with the big fake titties who decided to wear her seventh grade end of the year party swimsuit. You know that party where the girls who developed early showed up in their first bikinis and all the girls who hadn’t yet stood in the back and talked shit about the girls in the bikinis who think they’re all that. I may have actually got that last part from a female coming of age movie that by definition nobody saw in the theaters. Being a girl seems really hard. In some ways you have to admire guys like Bruce Jenner for taking the plunge.
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By Lex November 01, 2013 @ 3:18 PM
Claudia Jordan used to open up the big suitcase number one on Deal or No Deal while Howie Mandel snuck off camera to slather his entire body in Purell. Now she wears bikinis on the beach in Miami. It’s a great gig if you can get it. But you can’t.
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By Lex June 21, 2013 @ 10:41 AM
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By Lex April 04, 2013 @ 4:44 PM
If you’ve ever been unemployed for an extended period of time, or in a non-lethal motorcycle accident, then you’ve seen lots of Deal or No Deal on television. And you’ve seen Claudia Jordan. The hot thick model from the show. She thought it would be funny to steal her friends bikini top on the beach. I think it’s funny too. I wish she’d rip off her bottoms too. Then take raunchy photos of her while she begged for her to stop. Then have wild animal lesbian sex right there on the beach. That’d be even funnier.
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