Claudia Romani in A Bikini

Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick's Day. Including this Italian model transplant in Miami who manages to get her ass toward the camera no matter where the cameraman stands. It's uncanny. Like her anus is a compass and the camera is magnetic north and she's on a Lazy Susan. Fuck, that's hot. If you'd stuck a Rubio sticker on that mons pubis, maybe things would've turned out differently. Photo Credit: Splashread more

Claudia Romani Ditches Her Bikini Top

As a general rule, an onshore breeze negates the ability of cameras to capture clear images of topless women. Plus the salty spray tickles your nips. It's a solid plan when you want to be seen, but save something for the rich guy who you will marry, convince to buy a power boat, and recite some words about his adventurous spirit at his funeral. Throw some bones his kids way so they don't call you whore so much in more

Claudia Romani Celebrates Love

The foreign models who live in Miami know how to turn any holiday into a chance to show off their ass and find a love interest with a decent adjusted gross income. Instagram is like their eHarmony. LOL, heart you, oops my ass is showing, I'm twenty, maybe thirty, I'm an independent woman, pay my bills, I love to be in love, I don't want to be deported, STD free for five years now, hugs! As crass as that may be, it' more

Claudia Romani Understands Snorkeling

I've always found snorkeling to be a blatant taunt to the fish that we evolved well past them some hundred million years ago. It's like when rappers go back to their hood to capture some documentary footage and pretend they're still bunking down in a tract home in Compton. You made it out, we get it, now eat us or move the fuck along. I'm probably reading into it too much. Photo Credit: Splashread more

Claudia Romani In a Bikini

If you've got a nice ass, why not stamp your name right above your crack. Same reason I have all six of my gmail accounts tattooed on my johnson in 24-pt Impact font. The burden on this Italian model is really walking ass forward around Miami without getting hit by busses or sweaty guys in swim trunks sobbing over the loss of LeBron. You don't want either of those things slamming into your backside. Photo Credit: more

Claudia Romani In A Bikini

I'm pretty sure Claudia Romani walks everywhere backwards. I appreciate that effort. Your risk of injurious accident or stumbling over a homeless woman's urine jar rises dramatically when you ambulate ass first. Show the world your best happy, my first grade teacher used to say. Not long after she was convicted of attempted murder for knifing her husband during an argument. Not everybody's best happy looks more

Claudia Romani Is a Saint

Some people wake up in the morning and think, today is the day I go shoot up my school. Or they rush to their studio offices to create the next reality show featuring mentally disturbed people wallowing in their own vomit. Claudia Romani gets up in the morning and asks herself how she can show off her ass in public. That's just a minor right turn away from Mother Theresa thinking about how she could help slum kids more

Claudia Romani in a Thong

Miami Beach is literally crawling this time of year with international models with their asses pointed toward Saturn. It's like watching the horseshoe crabs shimmying up the Delaware beach. Nobody knows what signals these creatures to come by the thousands and spread their semen and eggs in the sand, but, every year, they come back again. I'm referring to the models. It's the funky smell of the dead ones that you more

Claudia Romani Shook Her Ass On Miami Beach

A fun idea for a game show would be to name random female celebrities and ask contestants to tell us why those women are famous, because I bet that if the show's host named Claudia Romani, a lot of people would be stumped. But then the easy thing to do would be to answer, "She's a model" each time, because that would be the equivalent of answering C on a multiple choice test, as almost every female celebrity is more

Claudia Romani In A Bikini

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Claudia Romani In A Bikini

The good ones know how to act surprised to see the cameras. Oh, hey, what are you doing here even though my publicity firm just called you to tell you I was going to the beach in my bikini. Fuck it. All that nonsense seems superfluous in the face of a woman with an amazing ass. They really can do no wrong. Here's Italian model Claudia Romani on the beach in Miami. You'd rather be there than where you are right more

Claudia Romani In A Bikini

I bet Claudia Romani likes men with a sense of humor. Hot women always say they love guys with a sense of humor, then they end up mounting the most humorless self-absorbed good looking prick they can find. It's always disappointing to learn that when given options, women behave just like men. Here's Claudia Romani on the beach in a bikini. Do you think she's dating a perfectly coiffed swarthy soccer player or the more

Claudia Romani In A Bikini At Miami Beach

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