By Lex June 19, 2014 @ 3:31 PM
I’m pretty sure Claudia Romani walks everywhere backwards. I appreciate that effort. Your risk of injurious accident or stumbling over a homeless woman’s urine jar rises dramatically when you ambulate ass first. Show the world your best happy, my first grade teacher used to say. Not long after she was convicted of attempted murder for knifing her husband during an argument. Not everybody’s best happy looks alike.
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By Lex June 17, 2014 @ 10:17 AM
Some people wake up in the morning and think, today is the day I go shoot up my school. Or they rush to their studio offices to create the next reality show featuring mentally disturbed people wallowing in their own vomit. Claudia Romani gets up in the morning and asks herself how she can show off her ass in public. That’s just a minor right turn away from Mother Theresa thinking about how she could help slum kids not get scabies. It’d be easy to say that the world would be a much better place with more women like Claudia, because it’s so very true. Nobody goes jihad if they’ve got that at home.
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By Lex May 15, 2014 @ 3:28 PM
Miami Beach is literally crawling this time of year with international models with their asses pointed toward Saturn. It’s like watching the horseshoe crabs shimmying up the Delaware beach. Nobody knows what signals these creatures to come by the thousands and spread their semen and eggs in the sand, but, every year, they come back again. I’m referring to the models. It’s the funky smell of the dead ones that you can never truly shake, I’m still referring to the models. But the migration is considered a net positive for the local economy and easy pickings for the migratory birds. That would be both the models and the crabs.
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By Travis December 05, 2013 @ 12:00 PM
A fun idea for a game show would be to name random female celebrities and ask contestants to tell us why those women are famous, because I bet that if the show’s host named Claudia Romani, a lot of people would be stumped. But then the easy thing to do would be to answer, “She’s a model” each time, because that would be the equivalent of answering C on a multiple choice test, as almost every female celebrity is some kind of model or reality star these days. So what would be the prize for the winner? Maybe a trip to Miami Beach to watch Claudia show off her ass. She’d probably be down for that.
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By Lex June 24, 2013 @ 1:34 PM
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