By Lex June 06, 2013 @ 2:42 PM
The good ones know how to act surprised to see the cameras. Oh, hey, what are you doing here even though my publicity firm just called you to tell you I was going to the beach in my bikini. Fuck it. All that nonsense seems superfluous in the face of a woman with an amazing ass. They really can do no wrong.
Here’s Italian model Claudia Romani on the beach in Miami. You’d rather be there than where you are right now.
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By Lex April 30, 2013 @ 9:31 AM
I bet Claudia Romani likes men with a sense of humor. Hot women always say they love guys with a sense of humor, then they end up mounting the most humorless self-absorbed good looking prick they can find. It’s always disappointing to learn that when given options, women behave just like men.
Here’s Claudia Romani on the beach in a bikini. Do you think she’s dating a perfectly coiffed swarthy soccer player or the pale slob dishing up the comedy nuggets Tuesday nights at the local stand-up joint?
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By Lex March 12, 2013 @ 4:35 PM
Female butt cheeks don’t get the attention they deserve. By any man’s calculations, they fall into the Top 5 of important parts, but only the discerning gentleman knows that ass belongs at the top of the list. Mother Nature molded them specifically for procreation. You know what else was molded specifically for procreation? That’s right.
My anaconda don’t want none
Unless you’ve got buns, hun
The model Claudia Romani has some. And she showed them off in Miami Beach. You just have to admire the fact she went outside knowing her cheeks were showing. I admire it. And now I want to procreate.
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By Lex March 05, 2013 @ 12:50 PM
I’m not sure when exactly girls learn to wiggle their bare ass in the air, maybe it’s one of those coming of age rituals passed down from mom to daughter, kind of like my old man telling me not to get a girl pregnant or he’d fucking kill me. Or maybe it’s just god-given instinct.
But to whomever convinced Italian model Claudia Romani that if she sticks her colorful ass in the air like she’s semaphoring a plane into a terminal gate, thank you.
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