Claudia Romani Ditches Her Bikini Top

By Lex March 03, 2015 @ 9:23 AM

Claudia Romani Loses Her Polka Dot Bikini Top
As a general rule, an onshore breeze negates the ability of cameras to capture clear images of topless women. Plus the salty spray tickles your nips. It’s a solid plan when you want to be seen, but save something for the rich guy who you will marry, convince to buy a power boat, and recite some words about his adventurous spirit at his funeral. Throw some bones his kids way so they don’t call you whore so much in the papers. If you have time to stare out to the water topless, you have time to think of these details.

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Claudia Romani Celebrates Love

By Lex February 11, 2015 @ 9:41 AM

Claudia-Romani-Is-Getting-Ready-For-Valentines-Day
The foreign models who live in Miami know how to turn any holiday into a chance to show off their ass and find a love interest with a decent adjusted gross income. Instagram is like their eHarmony. LOL, heart you, oops my ass is showing, I’m twenty, maybe thirty, I’m an independent woman, pay my bills, I love to be in love, I don’t want to be deported, STD free for five years now, hugs! As crass as that may be, it’s more honest than almost everybody else’s Valentine’s plans.

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Claudia Romani Understands Snorkeling

By Lex November 14, 2014 @ 12:36 PM

Claudia Romani Wears A Yellow Thong While Snorkeling In Miami
I’ve always found snorkeling to be a blatant taunt to the fish that we evolved well past them some hundred million years ago. It’s like when rappers go back to their hood to capture some documentary footage and pretend they’re still bunking down in a tract home in Compton. You made it out, we get it, now eat us or move the fuck along. I’m probably reading into it too much.

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Claudia Romani In a Bikini

By Lex September 16, 2014 @ 9:43 AM

Claudia Romani Wears Personalized Bikini In Miami
If you’ve got a nice ass, why not stamp your name right above your crack. Same reason I have all six of my gmail accounts tattooed on my johnson in 24-pt Impact font. The burden on this Italian model is really walking ass forward around Miami without getting hit by busses or sweaty guys in swim trunks sobbing over the loss of LeBron. You don’t want either of those things slamming into your backside.

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Claudia Romani Goes For A Swim In A Pink Bikini In Miami

By Lex August 20, 2014 @ 8:19 AM

Claudia Romani Goes For A Swim In A Pink Bikini In Miami

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Claudia Romani In A Bikini

By Lex June 19, 2014 @ 3:31 PM

Claudia Romani In A Red Bikini At The Beach In Miami
I’m pretty sure Claudia Romani walks everywhere backwards. I appreciate that effort. Your risk of injurious accident or stumbling over a homeless woman’s urine jar rises dramatically when you ambulate ass first. Show the world your best happy, my first grade teacher used to say. Not long after she was convicted of attempted murder for knifing her husband during an argument. Not everybody’s best happy looks alike.

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