Claudia Romani Understands Snorkeling

By Lex November 14, 2014 @ 12:36 PM

Claudia Romani Wears A Yellow Thong While Snorkeling In Miami
I’ve always found snorkeling to be a blatant taunt to the fish that we evolved well past them some hundred million years ago. It’s like when rappers go back to their hood to capture some documentary footage and pretend they’re still bunking down in a tract home in Compton. You made it out, we get it, now eat us or move the fuck along. I’m probably reading into it too much.

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Claudia Romani In a Bikini

By Lex September 16, 2014 @ 9:43 AM

Claudia Romani Wears Personalized Bikini In Miami
If you’ve got a nice ass, why not stamp your name right above your crack. Same reason I have all six of my gmail accounts tattooed on my johnson in 24-pt Impact font. The burden on this Italian model is really walking ass forward around Miami without getting hit by busses or sweaty guys in swim trunks sobbing over the loss of LeBron. You don’t want either of those things slamming into your backside.

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Claudia Romani Goes For A Swim In A Pink Bikini In Miami

By Lex August 20, 2014 @ 8:19 AM

Claudia Romani Goes For A Swim In A Pink Bikini In Miami

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Claudia Romani In A Bikini

By Lex June 19, 2014 @ 3:31 PM

Claudia Romani In A Red Bikini At The Beach In Miami
I’m pretty sure Claudia Romani walks everywhere backwards. I appreciate that effort. Your risk of injurious accident or stumbling over a homeless woman’s urine jar rises dramatically when you ambulate ass first. Show the world your best happy, my first grade teacher used to say. Not long after she was convicted of attempted murder for knifing her husband during an argument. Not everybody’s best happy looks alike.

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Claudia Romani Is a Saint

By Lex June 17, 2014 @ 10:17 AM

Claudia Romani In A Mini Skirt And Red Bikini Bottoms In Miami
Some people wake up in the morning and think, today is the day I go shoot up my school. Or they rush to their studio offices to create the next reality show featuring mentally disturbed people wallowing in their own vomit. Claudia Romani gets up in the morning and asks herself how she can show off her ass in public. That’s just a minor right turn away from Mother Theresa thinking about how she could help slum kids not get scabies. It’d be easy to say that the world would be a much better place with more women like Claudia, because it’s so very true. Nobody goes jihad if they’ve got that at home.

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Claudia Romani in a Thong

By Lex May 15, 2014 @ 3:28 PM

Claudia Romani In A Thong Bikini Bottoms At The Beach In Miami
Miami Beach is literally crawling this time of year with international models with their asses pointed toward Saturn. It’s like watching the horseshoe crabs shimmying up the Delaware beach. Nobody knows what signals these creatures to come by the thousands and spread their semen and eggs in the sand, but, every year, they come back again. I’m referring to the models. It’s the funky smell of the dead ones that you can never truly shake, I’m still referring to the models. But the migration is considered a net positive for the local economy and easy pickings for the migratory birds. That would be both the models and the crabs.

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