Clay Aiken Is An Ungrateful Bitch And Shit Around The Web

Clay Aiken went on a rant about how much American Idol sucks. Umm, isn't that what gave you your start, ya little shit weasel? I agree the show blows but where would he be without it? Blowing truck drivers for five bucks at a truck stop in South Carolina? Don't bite the dick that squirted you out on America. (TMZ) Alana Blanchard shows off her goodies in lingerie. (Last Men On Earth) Micaela Schaefer is made from 60%...read more

Clay Aiken Will Run For Congress

Clay Aiken is going to put his flailing music career on hold to run for Congress. The crooning pixie will try and get the seat currently held by Renee Ellmers in North Carolina. Aiken has been toying with the idea of having his member democratically elected for a while now. He feels that his credentials as a guy that came in second place in a singing competition ten years ago gives him the knowledge and experience...read more

Clay Aiken Bum Rushed

Clay Aiken got a shock the other day when a stalker tried to break into his North Carolina house. A woman named Barbara Saylor circumvented the security at the Aikendome and jumped the fence. She reached the front door before the cops showed up and arrested her and giggled to each other about a woman trying to get with Clay Aiken. The former American Idol runner-up was at home grooming his poodles or watching Beaches...read more

SHOCKING, ISN'T IT

So where were you when you heard the shocking news that Clay Aiken had come out of the closet? When did you first suspect his true sexuality? I think the biggest hint was the way he acted like a mincing gaywad every single day for the last 5 years. In hindsight, that was sort of a giveaway.read more