Clay Aiken Is An Ungrateful Bitch And Shit Around The Web

January 8, 2016 | crap around the web | Brendon| 0 Comments

Clay Aiken went on a rant about how much American Idol sucks. Umm, isn’t that what gave you your start, ya little shit weasel? I agree the show blows but where would he be without it? Blowing truck drivers for five bucks at a truck stop in South Carolina? Don’t bite the dick that squirted […]


Clay Aiken Will Run For Congress

February 6, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Clay Aiken is going to put his flailing music career on hold to run for Congress. The crooning pixie will try and get the seat currently held by Renee Ellmers in North Carolina. Aiken has been toying with the idea of having his member democratically elected for a while now. He feels that his credentials […]


Clay Aiken Bum Rushed

April 9, 2013 | Uncategorized | Brendon| 0 Comments

Clay Aiken got a shock the other day when a stalker tried to break into his North Carolina house. A woman named Barbara Saylor circumvented the security at the Aikendome and jumped the fence. She reached the front door before the cops showed up and arrested her and giggled to each other about a woman […]