Spike TV Scurries from Caitlyn Jenner Joke

By Lex June 09, 2015 @ 8:57 AM


If you’re looking for another lamentable sign of the times, SpikeTV has chosen to delete a Clint Eastwood zing regarding Caitlyn Jenner from the broadcast version of their Guy’s Choice Awards. Naturally, guys would choose not to make Caitlyn Jenner jokes. I’ve hardly heard more than twenty thousand the past couple of weeks.

During the taping [of the Guy's Choice Awards], while presenting “San Andreas” star Dwayne Johnson with a special award, Eastwood compared Johnson to other athletes-turned-actors like “Jim Brown and Caitlyn Somebody.”

Caitlyn-somebody? Shiver me fucking timbers. Tranny wars have been started over less offensive diatribes. Caitlyn Jenner is the third rail of vagina politics. You can’t even discuss her in anything but a turd polished light or you will be carted off to the re-education camps. That’s both alarmist and true. I’m assuming this has to bother some people, even if dissent is limited to Soviet era whispers with the shades down and Autograph cranked up on the phonograph.

Fuck that. Not me. I’ll keep fighting. Until that fifteen bucks an hour thing kicks in at Mickey D’s and I can do better slinging fries. Everybody has their price. Mine is fifteen bucks an hour. Yes, I speak some Spanish, why do you ask?

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Clint Eastwood Drops Off A Blonde Woman At LAX

By Lex September 03, 2013 @ 4:38 PM

Clint Eastwood Drops Off A Blonde Woman Amid Divorce Reports At LAX
Clint Eastwood divorced his something number wife of something number of years because she was depressing and annoying the shit out of him. Some people will question why an 83-year old man would take the trouble to get divorced. But I get it. Me and Clint, we’re old school guys, so when he’s out to make one last banging run, he’s going to make sure he’s clear in the adultery process. Just covering off the bases with the Big Guy even as you’re Viagra-nailing your next young chick.

Here’s the blonde woman Clint was seen dropping off at the airport. Clint’s still got another bullet in the chamber and he’s feeling lucky.

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By brendon June 06, 2008 @ 6:18 AM

A few weeks ago, Spike Lee complained to the media about the Clint Eastwood directed movie "The Flags of Our Fathers", because there weren’t any black soldiers portrayed in the movie.  Spike said…

"Clint Eastwood made two films about Iwo Jima that ran for more than four hours total, and there was not one Negro actor on the screen.  If you reporters had any balls you'd ask him why. There's no way I know why he did that … But I know it was pointed out to him and that he could have changed it. It's not like he didn't know."

Note to Spike Lee: Clint Eastwood will fuck you up.  The Guardian UK says…

Eastwood justified his choice of actors, saying that those black troops who did take part in the battle as part of a munitions company didn't raise the flag. The battle is known by the image of US marines raising the American flag on Mount Suribachi.
Eastwood said, "The story is Flags of Our Fathers, the famous flag-raising picture, and they didn't do that. If I go ahead and put an African-American actor in there, people'd go: 'This guy's lost his mind.' I mean, it's not accurate." Referring to Lee, he added: "A guy like him should shut his face."

Oh and there’s more:

Defending the racial make-up in his films as historically accurate, Eastwood referred to another of his films, Changeling, which was set in Los Angeles before the city had a large group of African-Americans. "What are you going to do, you going to tell a fuckin' story about that?" he said. "Make it look like a commercial for an equal opportunity player? I'm not in that game. I'm playing it the way I read it historically, and that's the way it is. When I do a movie and it's 90% black, like Bird, then I use 90% black people.
"He was complaining when I did Bird (the 1988 biopic of Charlie Parker). Why would a white guy be doing that? I was the only guy who made it, that's why. He could have gone ahead and made it. Instead he was making something else."

Spike Lee is right.  Why won’t Clint Eastwood show the truth.  According to other, more honest movies, I’ve leaned that most black people are either judges or surgeons or police captains.  And most inner city gangs are a mix of Asians and whites.  Why can’t Clint show the world honestly like Spike does, like in "The Inside Man" when the good people are all black and the evil people are all white.  Just like in real life.  You won't get away with this you White Devils.