Don Lemon Is the Best We Got

CNN wanted to engage their audience in serious race relations debate by having Don Lemon hold up a sign with a word that they're too scared toutteraloud.This is like a bad Sesame Street episode from the 70's. The one where Gordon drinks a fortyand rapes all the white women. It's hard to have a mature discussion when you can't stop shuddering under the bed in fear ofterminology. We all giggled when our science teacher...

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CNN's Boston Marathon Coverage Needs Work (VIDEO)

Yesterday marked the one-year anniversary of the day that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and his dead dipshit brother decided to set off a bomb at the finish line of the Boston Marathon and create their legacies as two of the biggest pieces of shit on Earth. The city held a massive tribute to the victims yesterday, including a moment of silence, but it turns out that news people don't have to take part in any of that, because they...

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VIDEO: CNN Reporters Feel Awful For Convicted Rapists

If you're unfamiliar with the case of two high school football players from Steubenville, Ohio who were recently accused of raping an unconscious 16-year old girl throughout an alcohol-fueled evening, you can get a pretty great idea of how awful this story is from yesterday's Yahoo! report. For the short version, though, the two boys were declared guilty yesterday, and they were handed a relatively light sentence in...

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