Coachella Is Made for Magic (VIDEO)

April 17, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Coachella Festival annually generates a hundred million dollars in ticket sales alone. Any attempt at mocking the desert pop music festival will be met rightfully by 'scoreboard'.


Coachella Attracts The Winners

April 14, 2015 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

This anonymous trust fund baby showed up at Coachella wearing a shirt that says “Eat, Sleep, Rape, Repeat.” I’d say this is a cause for concern given the amount of inebriated half naked chicks passed out in tents or... READ MORE

Coachella Banning Selfie-Sticks

April 1, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Coachella and Lollapalooza and other music festivals have started outlawing selfie-sticks at their venues because they remind concert-goers that they just paid three hundred bucks to be squeezed next to 20,000 dicks they can’t stand on Facebook. While the... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Was the Best of Coachella

April 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ever since Tupac’ s hologram got turned off and everybody realized they had to go back to watching the still living shitty acts Coachella stages around their $8 bottled water concession booths, the Indie music and don’t forget arts... READ MORE

Audrina Patridge Looks Lost (That’s Her Secret)

April 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Audrina Patridge is dumb as dirt. I think I can say that without being sued. I don’t really know her intellectual quotient, but I’d estimate it as being in the range of foam peanut packing. That doesn’t mean she... READ MORE

Tara Reid Is Still A Complete Mess

April 23, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite the fact that her latest film is called Sharknado and involves a tornado full of sharks, Tara Reid thinks that she is still a serious actress and that she should be treated as such when she shows up... READ MORE

Julianne Hough Is Possibly A Homewrecker

April 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

After breaking up with Ryan Seacrest recently, actress Julianne Hough spent the weekend unwinding and walking around in cutoff jean shorts at Coachella, where she conveniently danced and flashed her bra in front of the paparazzi. But now that... READ MORE

Ashley Benson Won The Coachella Costume Contest

April 15, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Coachella is a massive three-day music festival in California that showcases lineups of some of the most legendary music acts in the world, like the Wu-Tang Clan, which headlined this year to support its new album. Unfortunately, Coachella has... READ MORE

Lindsay looked a little fat at Coachella

April 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan went over to Indio yesterday for the final day of Coachella, and not only was her amazing judgment on display (what better place for a “recovering” drug addict/alcoholic than Coachella) but so was her gut. Luckily that... READ MORE