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Coachella Attracts The Winners

This anonymous trust fund baby showed up at Coachella wearing a shirt that says "Eat, Sleep, Rape, Repeat." I'd say this is a cause for concern given the amount of inebriated half naked chicks passed out in tents or talking to God through a ficus. I totally believe in free speech and this dude should be able to wear whatever he wants. You should also be free to pop him in the face. All told I'd keep an eye on him....read more

Coachella Banning Selfie-Sticks

Coachella and Lollapalooza and other music festivals have started outlawing selfie-sticks at their venues because they remind concert-goers that they just paid three hundred bucks to be squeezed next to 20,000 dicks they can't stand on Facebook. While the phenomenon of millennials self-publishing pictures of their gaping maws continues to skyrocket, doing so from a better shooting angle is now considered too much. The...read more

Alessandra Ambrosio In A Bikini Top At Coachella

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Kendall Jenner Was the Best of Coachella

Ever since Tupac' s hologram got turned off and everybody realized they had to go back to watching the still living shitty acts Coachella stages around their $8 bottled water concession booths, the Indie music and don't forget arts festival has been running low on wow factor. You can only get away with so many Beyonce surprise guest appearance when she's there every year. Surprise. Your grandma made an appearance at...read more

Audrina Patridge Looks Lost (That's Her Secret)

Audrina Patridge is dumb as dirt. I think I can say that without being sued. I don't really know her intellectual quotient, but I'd estimate it as being in the range of foam peanut packing. That doesn't mean she doesn't deserve to be loved. Or to have her chest leered at when they air dropped her into Coachella and programmed her to smile and twirl her hair for three hours before returning to her LZ for pickup. She...read more

Tara Reid Is Still A Complete Mess

Despite the fact that her latest film is called Sharknado and involves a tornado full of sharks, Tara Reid thinks that she is still a serious actress and that she should be treated as such when she shows up to places and demands a bunch of free shit. The American Pie star, seen above with another ghost of Hollywood past, reportedly needed a new outfit for Coachella last weekend, so she went to the All Saints store in...read more

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Julianne Hough Is Possibly A Homewrecker

After breaking up with Ryan Seacrest recently, actress Julianne Hough spent the weekend unwinding and walking around in cutoff jean shorts at Coachella, where she conveniently danced and flashed her bra in front of the paparazzi. But now that she's single, she's being linked to various men from Leonardo DiCaprio (who totally can if he wants) to "a hunky Australian mystery man named Tommy". Of course, it's not a good...read more

Ashley Benson Won The Coachella Costume Contest

Coachella is a massive three-day music festival in California that showcases lineups of some of the most legendary music acts in the world, like the Wu-Tang Clan, which headlined this year to support its new album. Unfortunately, Coachella has become more famous for its celebrity sight-seeing, as B- and C-listers from Kate Bosworth to Julianne Hough can be spotted in the crowd pretending to be really into whatever...read more

Lindsay looked a little fat at Coachella

Lindsay Lohan went over to Indio yesterday for the final day of Coachella, and not only was her amazing judgment on display (what better place for a "recovering" drug addict/alcoholic than Coachella) but so was her gut. Luckily that kind of thing is easy to work off. Or else it would be but Lindsay is too lazy to do it. At this point she's so haggard and out of shape she couldn't play Elizabeth Taylor even in a scene...read more

coachella was a feast for the eyes

There was some serious eye candy at Coachella this weekend, including the Most Beautiful Woman in the World, Kirsten Dunst, and without a bra no less. It’s sort of admirable that she wouldn't wear a bra and also pull her hair up so it looks short. It’s like she’s a boy, which is way more honest than pretending she looks anything like a human girl. (image source = wenn) read more