By Lex February 10, 2014 @ 4:26 PM
Coco celebrated word that she and her old man were getting a new talk show by flashing her tits to a frightened Asian couple on the freezing streets of New York. This is not entirely unlike how my Aunt Maureen announced she was getting a new husband and moving to Texas when I was seven. Coco and Ice-T are working with TV giant Ryan Seacrest on the upcoming show. If you’re betting the over/under on lame and contrived, take the way fucking over.
Photo Credit: Jeff Rayner/Coleman-Rayner
By Travis September 03, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Coco Austin and Ice-T were the special guest hosts of the “Sunday School” party at the Hard Rock’s Body English Nightclub in Las Vegas, and it’s pretty great that the legendary gangster rapper and pimp can still make it out to support his wife. Of course, by support I mean that he’s there to follow her around and make sure she doesn’t tip over or suddenly pass out, because the fact that she doesn’t completely lose circulation in all of her extremities by wearing clothes intended for women one-third her side is a modern miracle of medicine and science.
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By Travis July 26, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Ice-T’s wife, Coco Austin, was a guest on the daytime talk show The Real yesterday, and, as always, the topics of discussion ranged from nuclear physics and the origin of man to the existence of life beyond our universe and the role of religion in government. Fortunately, they also found the time to talk about her giant ass that she’s so very proud of, and that was great of them, because nobody ever talks about Coco’s ass.
According to the Daily Mail, the 34-year old reality star explained that people have always accused her of having ass implants, so she let the hosts all get a handful of her bouncy posterior, before she cemented her point with a twerking showcase. And somewhere Philo Farnsworth crawled out of his grave and shouted, “That’s why I created this thing!”
By Lex July 12, 2013 @ 1:57 AM
I can’t imagine this particular exercise machine was designed for any reason other than to make women appear blatantly sexual. That leg spreader-closer machine thing was my previous favorite. Now, the surfboard rider. Yeah, Coco is a ginormous thing. Still, just watch…
By Lex June 04, 2013 @ 8:42 AM
Dressed in the standard issue Bavarian street whore dirndl, Coco heaved her mighty dildo against a ginormous keg at the new Hofbrauhaus in Vegas and officially declared the establishment ready to make fat people fatter. Anybody who’s been to Vegas in the past decade knows that the obesity rate runs about 92% along The Strip. Opening a joint that sells sausages, hunks of prime rib, and rich lagers ought to do well. If you use your imagination, you can look at that keg surrounded by a grassy frame and see a rotund person on their back being lowered into their final resting place. In which case, Coco is fondling a dead fat man’s penis, which also makes sense.
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I’ve never heard of Who Say but it’s apparently a thing and it’s run by Ice T’s wife Coco, and she posted this picture on it. I usually like to go for girls who are short, have brunette hair, a poor self esteem,and moderately sized breast. Which is the complete opposite of everything Coco Austin is. I am honestly so confused by this woman. Do people actually find her attractive? I mean yeah, she’s big and thick and juicy with big tits, but come on, it looks like there is something living in her ass and it’s trying to punch it’s way out.