Coco Porn Props Her Baby (VIDEO)

If Coco hadn't been able to conceive a child forher best sex shoot prop ever, she would've had to purchase one in an Albanian bazaar. This fucking baby is the best thing that ever happened to thekumquat shapedmodel. Coco's photo and video work over the last four months... read more

Coco Austin Cake and Titties

Coco and her husband the rapper and emasculated talk show host known as Ice-T have decided to name their baby Chanel in honor of how they think something else is spelled. To honor the by-product of their love, Coco invited all of her best friends together and let them... read more

Ice T Branding His Kid

Ice T just knocked up his wife whom he married to brag about her silicon ass to his friends. He's 57. She's a young 74. Icehas a few children from previously relationships. In fact he hit for the cycle and his grandson is in jail for shooting a dude with a stolen gun.... read more

Coco Yoga Sister Beautiful, Meh, Maybe Incest (VIDEO)

Coco seems like a lot of fun. You just don't want that matrimonial contract with both your names on it. One day you look outside and your wife is rolling onto her sisters body in a tantric sex pose, the next day she's blowing a farm animal and your half-brother is... read more

Coco and Sister Lock Pubes

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be aroused by this flesh formation or bring it to New York in chains for an open air circus that wildly threatens public safety. I have to admire the sister on the bottom for her strength and steadiness. Also her willingness to contract... read more

More on the Coco Lingerie Line, It Needs More (VIDEO)

If you areshaped like one of those things you squirt into a baby's ear you're in luck because Coco Austin is launching a lingerie company. In earlier times Coco would be rounded intoa caravan to tour mill towns with the bearded woman and that goat with two heads. Times... read more

Coco Twerks Her New Clothing Line

Coco is selling her clothing line. These may or may not be the same intimate pieces they found in and around the location where Ice T's son got cuffed for busting a nut in public. The wardrobe pieces are one size fits all and you can't return them after trying on due to... read more

Coco Austin Can't Fit Down The Chimney

Think of all the women in this world who cut, savage, and deform their bodies just so some percentage of lonely bastards might enjoy a good wank. These ladies are the real Santa Clauses. Not the fat old man who delivers presents to children around the world minus Africa... read more

Coco Austin Cooks In A Thong

I understand why Coco forged the arctic migratory fat cap on the back end of her body. It's like vocational training or school for the most of the rest of us. It opened doors to employment opportunities. But you can't have that shitter hanging out at the dinner table. I... read more

Coco Looks Perfect

I can see the advantages of living with an airbrushed Coco. Perfectly large curves with no creases or cracks filled with undocumented aliens seeking out a better life north of the border. A face where you can't detect the deep impressions left by years and years of semen... read more

Coco Austin In A Thong Bikini

I blame hip hop culture. For everything. Before rap, gasoline was ten cents a gallon, the merriment of children filled the streets, and big fat asses were simply known as big fat asses. Grotesquely enlarged butts just peaked in Barbados where Coco's ass cheeks lifted her... read more

Ice T Stands Up for Ass (VIDEO)

When you find yourself on national television explaining that your wife's as is made of real human fatty flesh to an incredulous audience, you must realize the extent of your cartoonish fetishization. Ice-T explained that people often gawk at Coco's ass like a freak show... read more