By Travis March 12, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Ice-T was out shopping with his wife, Nicole “Coco” Austin, yesterday in Los Angeles before grabbing lunch in West Hollywood, and everything seemed fine between them as she stopped to stretch and remind everyone that she has cartoonishly large breasts. But their appearance together is somewhat odd, because a bunch sites have been claiming that Ice-T filed for divorce last week.
A rapper named AP.9, who has written such hits as “Nobody Has Ever Heard of Me” and “You May Recognize Me from Taco Bell”, released some pictures of him and Coco to San Francisco’s 106 KMEL, and he claims that they are evidence that he slept with Ice-T’s wife. Two of the pictures show AP.9 grabbing her giant ass, while another has a cat photoshopped over what appears to be her exposed vagina. Additionally, AP.9 released a text message that he sent Ice-T back in December, admitting that he slept with Coco but also claiming that he had to look out for his reputation.
What’s sad about this isn’t that Coco may have cheated on Ice-T. It’s that 30 years ago, this AP.9 guy would have disappeared within minutes of telling Ice-T that he nailed his wife. Now they’ll probably just turn it into an episode of Law & Order SVU and Ice-T will get a manicure. Rappers used to be so much scarier.
(Photo Credits: WENN)
By brendon November 01, 2010 @ 7:07 AM
Coco went to Heidi Klums Halloween party in New York last night dressed as a nurse, but I don’t think she’s a real nurse. I don’t know that for sure though. If I was dying and she came to treat me, I’d have really mixed emotions. I’d rather not die, but I do like red hair and big tits. At least this way my last words would be, “The titties… they’re… they’re so big…”
(source = flynet, wenn and splash)
By brendon October 04, 2010 @ 5:42 PM
It was a real feast for the eyes in Miami today when Coco (the model, not Conan O’Brien) went to the beach. Personally I like girls who are short and skinny, because I’m a suburban white kid and not some god damn weirdo, so the nicest thing I can say is: hey all you other girls in Hollywood who want to be famous, look at this. Coco went to the beach essentially naked and now she’ll be all over the internet.
Hint hint, dummy.
(source = splash news online)
By brendon March 02, 2010 @ 4:22 PM
Coco has posted a bunch of sexy new modeling pictures and these must be the only ones where her breasts didn’t fall out because even here she can barely cage those monsters. It’s pretty frustrating. Maybe I should get naked but cover my penis with paint. Then take some sexy pictures. Give her a taste of her own medicine. Doesn’t feel so good, does it Coco?
SEXY UPDATE - The internet wasn’t specifically created to catalog and deliver celebrity tits to anyone who wants to see them, but it certainly seems like it. (nsfw video)
By brendon December 28, 2009 @ 3:30 PM
Ice T and his wife CoCo were in Miami today, and it weren’t no time at all before pictures started floatin around that proved just that. Sheriff Brody begged the city council to shut down the beaches but they wouldn’t listen. Didn’t wanna start a panic, scare off the tourists, they said. Not with the winter festival comin’ up. Well now this CoCo as they’re callin her has gone and found a little girl. They knew CoCo was out there and they did nothin and now a little girl is in the headlines too. Now y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this bird for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. This one here’ll, swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, an’ down you go. I’ll find her for three, but I’ll catch her, and kill her, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up.
By brendon April 17, 2009 @ 6:54 AM
I think everyone can agree that tea is a pretty faggity drink, so where does this dude get off trying to act all tough. He went out of his way to choose the name Ice-T. What gang was he in, the Kool Aid Kids? Someone named “Ice-T” would only be tough in a comic you get from the pediatrician. He and a candy bar would fight an apple and Captain Toothbrush.
(you might be wondering what coco looked like naked in 1999. oh hey look)