Jessica Biel arrived in Toronto over the weekend to begin filming the ‘Total Recall’ remake, starring the underrated Colin Farrell and directed by the appropriately rated Len Wiseman, and when she got off the plane she didn’t have any makeup on. And since I’m a mean spirited, childish dick, you better believe I looked for the worst possible picture so I could make fun of her.
But as you can see, Jessica thwarted the hell out of that plan by looking pretty good, even without any makeup. I mean it wasn’t awesome or anything, but if this were Cameron Diaz, you would think she, more likely “he”, died like 4 years ago but somehow just never fell down.
If you’re a girl, currently alive, there’s at least an 8 percent chance that Colin Farrell has had sex with you. Like Rihanna for example. He hasn’t banged her yet, but she is a girl, on earth, so he probably will at some point.
If there’s one woman you wouldn’t mind pestering you, the Bajan stunner has to top the list.
They met on GRAHAM NORTON’s chat show before Christmas, swapped numbers afterwards and the Irish Rover has been receiving lots of flirty messages.
A source said:
“Colin was taken aback by some of the texts. He reckons he might well be in there. They’re both single, so why not?”
Colin and Rihanna have made plans to meet up in LA when their hectic schedules allow.
It sounds like some alternate reality where someone gets to play it cool even when Rihanna wants to fuck him, more than likely because he’s passed out on a bed made of Laker girls right now and simply can’t find time to have sex with her. If I look outside will there be clouds of ash? Is Hitler on the 1 dollar bill? Where am I? What year is it? What’s going on?
Jennifer Aniston has been topless in a movie before, but it was edited so you never actually saw anything (note - hooray for the internet). Now she’s reportedly doing another topless scene, this time in a movie with the unthinkably underused Colin Farrell. The Sun says…
Her role in Horrible Bosses alongside movie bad boy Farrell, 34, is said to be a “total departure” from her usual romantic comedy characters.
Jen, 41, has previously only appeared partially nude in a blurred scene in 2007 film The Break-Up.
A source said of the new film: “It was worked out before she signed her contract, so she’s committed.”
It is due to be released next year.
Anistons one and only good attribute is her body, and even that isn’t as good as the average 19-year old (or Tyler reader) so, if you have to be shackled with 2 hours of, “I’m over gesturing with my hands like this is a god damn shadow puppet show because I can’t convey emotion through my acting. Look, I’m wringing my hands now. Ggrrr, I’m very intense right now. I’m very worried or maybe hopeful but listen to the music… mostly worried. But wait, something’s happenig! Now I’m throwing my hands up and showing my palms! I’m happy now, yaaay, the challenging situation was resolved! Big circles with my arms now, LOL! I don’t know how comedy works!”, then you damn well better see some tits.
Yesterday there were a bunch of pictures (like this one) of Colin Farrell on vacation in Mexico. I didn’t download any of them of course, because if I wanted to see some short-fused drunk mick with his shirt off I would go to my family reunions.
But then his girlfriend Alicja Bachieda-Curus stepped out of her clothes and into my heart when she laid out in the sun for a while. You can’t really tell what she looks like (this is her at Cannes) but you can tell that her body is fantastic. How come this dude get’s to nail all the hot ass? Is there some shortage of sexy Hollywood hunks that I don’t know about? According to my mirror, no, no there’s not.
Heath Ledger had finished about half of his scenes for “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” when he died on January 22nd of last year, but thankfully his final work was salvaged by having Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell play Ledgers character in various incarnations. Luckily this is a Terry Gilliam movie so I’m sure shit like that will seem perfectly reasonable as it happens. This is the brand new trailer and it looks okay, but if it doesn’t have teen vampires moping around and getting into love triangles, how good could it really be? What a piece of shit! Why did they even bother?!
The Daily Mail says that Colin Farrell has shed over 40 pounds for a new movie role, in an article apparently written by Colin Farrell or his agent or both.
Colin Farrell looked slim and toned as he showed off his new ultra-thin physique on the beach in Malibu after his dramatic weight loss for a film role. Despite his slender frame, the 32-year-old appeared tanned and healthy as he jogged along the beach yesterday. The Irish heart-throb looked every inch the beach Adonis with his long hair, Celtic tattoos and a sand-covered six-pack. Farrell has dramatically shed pounds for his role in the upcoming movie, Triage, in which he plays a war photographer.
As a published medical ethicist, I feel it's my duty to call no-way. What does being a photographer in a movie have to do with looking like this? Of this were the year 1680, he’d be tried as a witch.
