The long history of the GQ Citizen of the Year award dates back to about 24 hours ago. There's not a single mention of this named award anywhere to be found before GQ made a big publicity splash by... READ MORE

Colin Kaepernick is like that other gift that keeps on giving after a one-night stand. Just when you think he's gone, blammo, that sucker's flaring something awful. So I'm told.

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In a not so ironic twist, a guy not on any NFL roster was named the MVP of the first week of the football season by the NFL's Players Association. If you had no idea the NFLPA awards weekly... READ MORE

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I deep semi-sober dive into the Colin Kaepernick media hyped controversy, wonder when Mansplaining shaming will ensure men never talk again, assume humanity is at... READ MORE

Largely sub-par 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick remains unsigned by any NFL team this offseason. The Niners let him go either because the remaining years of his contract were dramatically overvalued, or because he's a Black Lives Matter lightning rod.

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Who could sleep this NFL offseason wondering as to how Colin Kaerpernick would treat the pre-game national anthem in the future. Rest easy, buttercup. Kaepernick through his new agents has let it be known he will be standing for... READ MORE

Colin Kaepernick is trying everything he can do to win a single football game this year. Also, to stir up socially progressive controversy. He's succeeding at one of those. READ MORE

President Obama is sticking up for Colin Kaepernick's decision to sit out the National Anthem, insuring your idiot friend will blame the national debt on him. Why's he playing so much golf like every president who could walk has... READ MORE

Among the other unintended consequences of the Kaepernick sit-in for Black Lives Matter is the incredible rate at which his afro is growing. It's one thing to disoblige the by the numbers patriotism of the sport that pays you... READ MORE

Colin Kaepernick is refusing to stand for the National Anthem during preseason games because he read the Cliff's Notes to to Malcolm X's autobiography. As evidence he is posting a bunch of memes with civil rights quotes to his... READ MORE