Colleen Shannon in a Bikini

By Lex October 21, 2014 @ 11:59 AM

Colleen Shannon Wears Bikini For 138 Water In Malibu
It only makes sense that the nefarious bastards from 138 Water have switched to ex-cons to lull everybody and their reflexive dicks into a sense of calm before the invading storm. Playmate Colleen Shannon billed herself as the world’s hottest DJ before she got busted smuggling her smuggling boyfriend across the Canadian border and got sent to the clink. It’s in the women’s penitentiary where you quickly learn that you no longer want the world’s hottest anything moniker. That’ll get whispered in your ear during shower rapes in even greater volume than ‘Coach Sandusky wants to see your three point stance, Billy.’

Colleen paid her debt to society and unlike most ex-cons is immediately making a positive impact by showing off her tits in Malibu. On the contribution scale that’s somewhat better than revenge killing the grocery store clerk who fingered you to the cops and slightly less than what Nelson Mandela achieved after his release.

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Colleen Shannon In a Bikini

By Lex July 02, 2014 @ 3:07 PM

Colleen Shannon In A Blue Bikini For A Beach Photo Shoot In Malibu
The 138 Water pod people are back and they brought the Playboy DJ smuggler to induce feelings of lightheadedness and erection. I thought Colleen Shannon was off to jail for picking up her drug toting boyfriend at the Canadian border in a Bentley. I guess the sentences for stupid got reduced. She’s out and pimping this infernal consumer product that has never seen a store shelf, but may very signal the end out the human race. After seeing the high ratings for Tori Spelling’s staged reality show, I’m not sure this species deserves better than extinction. It might be time just to stare blankly into Colleen’s tits and pray you get the comfy chair in oblivion.

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Colleen Shannon Poses In Lingerie For The 138

By Lex December 04, 2013 @ 5:29 PM

Colleen Shannon Poses In Lingerie For A 138 Water Commercial Photoshoot In Beverly Hills

I guess when you’re about to go to prison for smuggling your drug running boyfriend over the Canadian border, the idea of becoming a human host for the 138 pod babies doesn’t seem like such a bad turn. It’s certainly better than going to Canadian jail and seeing the place where Michael Bubl√©¬†used to conjugal with his various prison pen pals. Colleen Shannon may go down in history as the mother of the alien bug invasion, but that’s superior to being remembered as what’s-her-name with the big tits.

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Playboy Playmate Colleen Shannon Arrested For Smuggling Canadian Douchebag

By Lex October 30, 2013 @ 1:34 PM

Colleen Shannon Is Arrested For Illegally Smuggling Her Boyfriend Into The US
Colleen Shannon was blessed with some killer looks and got herself some major league tits, but a Playboy Playmate and self-described ‘world’s hottest DJ’ does not a scholar make. So when she went to rendezvous in upstate New York with her Canadian drug convict boyfriend who had just crossed the border illegally through an Indian Reservation, she did so in a Bentley. That got her some attention. Now she’s getting four months in the pokey and a $50,000 fine for her efforts. I think the real lesson to be learned is don’t date Canadian. Nothing good comes across that border. We ought erect a great northern wall and stock it with the Night’s Watch. Meanwhile, loosen up the southern border. That brings us cheap weed and replenishment strippers. I don’t need Justin Bieber, what I need are more freeway off-ramps where I can purchase bags of naranjas.

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