Conchita Wurst Is a Bearded Lady Genius

When your name is Tom and you're a failed twenty-one year old Austrian boy band singer, why not tranny up, call yourself Conchita, and ride the tidal wave of gay acceptance across the continent. If Madonna had been born a boy, I guarantee she would've figured this same bit of marketing genius out. Conchita's music is truly fucking awful, but this hairy she-man won the Eurovision contest for best horrible song more