Cora Deitz Was Born to Model

By Lex August 19, 2014 @ 11:26 AM

I’ve always been envious of people who’ve known what they wanted to be their entire lives. When I was six I stood up in front of my classroom and told everybody I wanted to be a garbage truck. I had esteem issues the school psychologist told me was brought on by me being a total loser. That seemed unnecessarily harsh. Core Deitz wanted to be a model since as far back as she can remember. That’s truly admirable. The world can go without astronauts or Congressmen or baseball players and we still keep spinning. If we ever lose attractive girls from North Carolina taking their clothes off for cameras in order to feel special, we might as well all jump off.