Lea Michele's Dead Boyfriend Would've Loved Her Current Boyfriend

You may recall two years ago when Dead Cory Monteith checked into a Canadian hotel which is both a literal account of his overdose death and now a handy euphemism. Lea Michele turned his passing into a series of weeping magazine pictorials, a pop dance album, and a small... read more

Grammys Misspell Dead Cory Monteith's Name

The Grammys effort to ride the long coattails of Dead Cory Monteith took a monumental fail last night when they fucked up the spelling of his name in their In Memorium tribute to musical artists keen enough to die before having to attend another Grammy awards. While most... read more

Lea Michele Sings to Dead Cory Monteith, Then Moves On

Cry, bitches, cry! Now that Emmy tribute and on-air Glee tribute to Dead Cory Monteith has passed, Lea Michele is ready to move on to verbally harry to death her next male victim. According to some anonymous annoying chick who tattles to gossip magazines for fun, Lea... read more

Dead Cory Monteith Still Dead According to Final Coroner's Report

'Twas champagne and heroin that felled the beast. That according to the final coroner's report which says a couple bottles of bubbly and a spoon tainted with heroin were dead giveaways on how Cory Monteith got his Emmy tribute. When responders arrived to the scene, they... read more

Should the Emmy's Honor Dead Cory Monteith?

Turns out, Cory Monteith is still dead from his heroin overdose in a Canadian hotel room back in July. With the Emmy Awards desperate for anyone under the age of in-home-nursing-care to watch their show, they decided to add Cory Monteith to the special dead actor... read more

It's The Final Trailer For Cory Monteith's New Movie (VIDEO)

We probably wouldn't even be talking about this new and final trailer for McCanick if Cory Monteith wasn't in the film and didn't die from his drug use recently, but here we are yapping about it and speculating about whether or not this would have been his big breakout... read more

Lea Michele Dedicated Her Teen Choice Award to Her Last Dead Boyfriend (VIDEO)

Touching and raw are the words that comes to mind. On Sunday night, Lea Michele accepted the highly coveted Teen Choice Award, only to turn around and dedicate the award to her dead boyfriend. Fox TV had absolutely no idea what Lea was up to, which is why they had her... read more

Cory Monteith Toxicology: Heroin and Alcohol

It comes as absolutely zero surprise that Cory Monteith died from a drug overdose. Or just drugs I guess. They like to use the word overdose as if there's some standardly approved dose of heroin to put in your body. Which is the drug they found in Cory Monteith's body in... read more

Jane Lynch Files for Divorce; Cory Monteith Kills Himself

I can see not wanting to live in a world where lesbian couples can't seem to do any better than straight couples. How can two people with vaginas, who know how to please vaginas, not get along? It seems perfect. It probably did to Cory Monteith who the press is refusing... read more