By Travis December 30, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Jennifer Aniston and her fiancée, the guy who isn’t Brad Pitt, took a little lovers trip to Los Cabos in Mexico this weekend, and Courteney Cox tagged along because she probably had nothing better to do than catch up with her dear, old friend. But maybe there was something more to this trip, and Jennifer told Not Brad Pitt that she would fulfill any one of his deepest sexual desires, and he asked to have a threeway with Monica and Rachel. Then, I assume, he spent the next hour or so wishing he had a time machine or at least a few bottles of lube.
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Courtney Cox stepped out into the sun for the first time in centuries to grab coffee looking a little hard-featured. Personally, I’ve never understood the love for her, at any point. I always like Rachel, and, under a dim light, after a fifth of gin, I might’ve also plowed Joey if he kept his mouth quiet. These pictures of the pale skinny Monica aren’t going to change that.
Courteney was always kind of haggard even during her heyday, looking like she could always use a meal in a homeless shelter, but Jesus. She has become so decrepit looking it honestly may be an improvement to shove her six feet under ground right now. She looks like she’s had her entire lifeforce completely drained from her body. That being said though, I would still happily do it with her because I look even worse and she’s famous.
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By brendon November 19, 2012 @ 12:53 PM
Courteney Cox rarely shows off her amazing rack (even more so when you consider thats she’s 48) but she did this weekend in Miami. Maybe because she was on a boat, away from all the Latin guys with their tight white pants and shirts unbuttoned like they’re a bull fighter or the Bee Gees.
Whatever it was, it would be great if she would dress slutty more often, because I like girls who are slutty.
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By brendon November 29, 2011 @ 4:48 PM
Courteney Cox went to Spago in Beverly Hills last night, and when she got into her car you could kind of see her panties. Which is noteworthy if for no other reason than it’s one of the few stories today that won’t get the “dead people” tag. If Ashton Kutcher can’t get over Demi Moore he should start dating Courteney, because they look almost identical, and Ashton Kutcher is a moron.
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By brendon August 25, 2011 @ 4:18 PM
Courteney Cox went out with no make up on last night in West Hollywood, and I bet she’d be really flattered to know that even after all these years, I would still do it with her, make up or not. It would be my honor.
If she could put some on when she met my friends however, that would be terrific.
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By brendon April 01, 2011 @ 10:36 AM
Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins are still living in sin down in St. Barts this week, and yesterday the angry sea punished them for thier wicked ways. “Fornicators!” it yelled as it thrashed down on them with vengeful waves, ripping Courteneys top off so the world could see her for the harlot she is. The libertine Hopkins tried to run, but to no avail. You too shall be exposed for your lurid ways, Josh!
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