Courteney Cox and Demi Moore showed up at the Glamour Reel Moments (umm … what?) in LA last night, and I'm pretty sure Cox wants to kill herself today. Demi is a year older (they’re 45 and 44) yet looks 10 years younger. It really is a roulette wheel when it comes to how women are gonna age. You never know. You never have any idea. Except for Asian girls, who are preserved like they’re fucking mummies. Salma Hayek is another example of the “you never know”. She still looks good today because her chest is huge, but it wouldn’t take much for her to fall apart. There’s a little bit of the, “woman on the news saying she can see the Virgin Mary in her tortilla” in there.
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Please believe me when I tell you that this source had over 400 pictures of Jennifer Aniston at the pool in Mexico, and in every single one of them she's moving around in some way, even just rocking back and forth on the ground. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. She's either on X or she has vertigo or some kind of inner ear infection because she just wobbled around for like 4 hours. Honest to God, if this bitch ever goes 30 seconds without annoying the ever living shit out of me, it will be an accomplishment on par with the printing press. The only good thing she had going for her was she has a pretty nice ass, but then Courtney Cox showed up and threw down the Hot Buns gauntlet. Cox somehow managed to keep her back to the camera almost the entire time (almost), but still, Aniston needs to get some ugly friends and hang out with them. That's what I do.
Sorry Sean, I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
