By Matt May 11, 2015 @ 6:19 AM
Courtney Love further proved she is Satan’s lazy sister by not paying her psychiatrist for a balance owed of nearly fifty thousand dollars. If she explains herself it will prove the guy’s overcharging. Five sessions at 10k a pop and you still look and sound like a crack whore in a free clinic waiting room. She was likely just using the dude for the prescription depressants to mix into her morning cocktail and stray beard hairs. You can’t fix nasty. The doctor is known to use psychedelic drugs in an attempt to cure heroin addiction. Love has tried Jack Daniels and more heroin so a few shrooms can’t hurt. Problem is you aren’t hallucinating and are in fact Courtney Love. Drink lots of water. There’s a cool view from that ledge over there. I’m sure you can make it.
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By Matt January 29, 2015 @ 6:33 AM
Courtney Love has both affirmed and denied using heroin while pregnant with her daughter Francis Bean Cobain in the past, the contradictions most likely stemming from brain damage due to heroin use. In the new documentary Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck, Love hedges her bets:
“I used it once, then stopped. I knew she would be fine.”
Using heroin once most likely doesn’t mean one time but several months of watching the ceiling fan while experiencing the joy of becoming a mother. I heard when you’re expecting you tend to vomit a lot and see the devil in the mirror. Sometimes you even crave marshmallows or more smack. Luckily Love was an expert in the field of pre-natal care and knew beyond a reasonable doubt that a bout of heroin use can’t harm the miracle inside you. It’s basic science. Her daughter seems fine. Fuck it break out the needles and rack some lines at your shower. It ain’t contagious like the measles. Courtney Love says thumbs up.
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By Matt September 12, 2014 @ 6:08 AM
Some guy was hired to record a Hole performance four years ago, but nobody had any use for the recording because a live Hole performance vanishes into the ether once the interested twelve year olds get picked up by their parents. He recently isolated Courtney’s guitar and vocal tracks, which sound like a raccoon gnawing through chicken wire to eat a pile of shit. Its an assault on taste that you would think was fake if it were anyone less horrendously poserish and awful than Courtney Love, but the guy swears by it:
“To address the most obvious, inevitable question that I will be asked…this is not fake. Whether you think she’s the worst or this just makes her all the more ‘punk rock’ is for you to decide. I’m merely presenting the facts as they are. Make of them what you will.”
I’m making that Cobain must have been mentally gone to stick his dick in that chick, let alone give her the scraps from his wastebasket. If there was ever any doubt that Love was fucking terrible, this should settle it forever. I’d rather listen to Kurt shit ramen into a tambourine than this fucking costumed fake.
By Matt June 24, 2014 @ 9:48 AM
Courtney Love claims Kurt Cobain wanted to be famous really badly. His anti-social traveler persona was just a cover. It’s hard to understand why Courtney Love would be trashing the legend of her dead husband unless you take into account that Courtney Love is an unhappy drug addict.
He wrote to every major [and] minor label, ‘We’ll pay. Let us be on your label.’ He was desperate to be the biggest rock star in the world.
Guy in unknown rock band tries to get noticed any way he can. That is pretty fucking unusual. If only everybody could surf to stardom on the wake of their tragically dead husband. There’s that Brady Law gun control woman, you, and Ariana Huffington, and Ariana’s husband isn’t really dead. He just said he was gay so he could get away from her frightening eyebrows. If Courtney really wanted to damage Kurt’s rep, she could just remind people that he was dumb enough to marry her, stick his dick in her teeming Petri dish, and bind himself to her for a lifetime.
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By Lex May 13, 2014 @ 1:35 PM
There will never come a day when Courtney Love is not showing off her tits and hanging out with young men in foreign locales. It will just get progressively harder to watch.
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By Travis May 07, 2014 @ 9:00 AM
Courtney Love is so excited to be getting back to her rocker roots and doing what she loves, according to her description for this unbearable new shrieking throat diarrhea she calls “You Know My Name.” In the video, Courtney tries to recapture that brief period of success that she enjoyed as Kurt Cobain’s wife, when people thought that since he was making good music, they might as well put up with her little rock star ambitions as well. Now, though, she’s just a 49-year old woman trying to pretend that she’s the queen of rock music, and she looks like she could somehow even be mistaken for Madonna’s older sister.