Frances Bean Cobain, the 19-year-old daughter of Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain, described her mom as unstable and an unrepentant drug addict in court papers filed to get a restraining order in 2009.
I know, right! I was surprised too!
“(Love) has taken drugs for as long as I can remember,” Cobain said. “She basically exists on Xanax, Adderall, Sonata and Abilify, sugar and cigarettes. She rarely eats … She often falls asleep in her bed while she is smoking, and I am constantly worried that she will start a fire (which she has done at least three times) that will threaten our lives.”
And the restraining order wasn’t just for Frances; it also applied to her pets, because “Love’s wreckless behavior caused the death the family dog and cat.”
“The cat died after getting entangled in Love’s messy piles of ‘Etsy fabrics, boxes of paperwork, trash and other possessions,’ (and) the dog swallowed several of Love’s stash of prescription pills.”
Yes. That’s exactly how I pictured life for a child being raised by Courtney Love. Frances would have been better off living in that cave at the beginning of ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’.
(source = the fix and the daily news)
DARREN ARONOFSKY - will no longer direct the Wolverine sequel, stating that it would keep him in Japan for over a year, and he didn’t want to be apart from his family for that long. Also Japan glows in the dark now. (e.w.)
THE X FACTOR - has found their first judge to join Simon Cowell, and its LA Reid, arguably the most powerful man in music. While chairmen of Island Def Jam Records (he resigned today to take this and move to Sony) he signed Rihanna, Kanye West, Justin Bieber, Mariah Carey, and The Killers, among others. The only way the third judge could be more respected is if they got Yoda. (huff post)
COURTNEY LOVE - considered snorting Kurt Cobains ashes. She should just shit on them, since that’s what she’s doing figuratively anyway. (p.e.)
KARISSA SHANNON - is always up for some attention whoring, and St. Patricks Day is no exception, so she went to Malibu in a green bikini. Maybe for Easter she could wear a white bikini and come out of a cave. (pcn)
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 - will officially be called, ‘M:I 4: Ghost Protocol’. Clearly they’re going for a vibe like the ‘Call of Duty’ or Tom Clancy games. Or a handbook for the recently dead. But probably the COD thing. (e!)
DEADPOOL - has had a script floating around for a while, getting insanely positive reviews from those who have read it, and now you can too. Download it and print it out. Just think of all the mad pussy you’ll get when the ladies see you reading this! (IHC)
COURTNEY LOVE - went shopping. Drunk. Panties. Profanity. The whole usual thing. Seriously, how long has she been a woman? There’s no way she was born a woman, right? (wenn)
It was a parade of stars in Milan this weekend for Robert Cavalli’s fashion show, from Lindsay Lohan to Courtney Love to no one before, after or in between. Seriously it was just those two (the secret is to write “open bar” on the invitation). But Love and Cavalli are old friends, so it was nice of her to go all that way, especially considering she drowned on her wedding night 200 years ago.
The Sun UK has pictures of Courtney Love taken yesterday in New York, looking as they put it, “a shadow of her once voluptuous self. The hellraiser appeared pale and gaunt, with painfully thin arms.”
Holy crap. At this point they can probably go ahead and drop the “appeared”. It seems safe to say she is, in reality, pale and gaunt with painfully thin arms. Even Kurt probably weighs more than she does at this point. She’s all sharp angles and bones. Humping her at this point must be like humping a chain link fence.
TYRESE GIBSON - sang the National Anthem at the Lakers game last night and decided it would be a good idea to replace “our flag was still there” with “our Lakers were still there.” And so he did, and it was. His new version is interesting because it doesn’t make the slightest bit of God damn sense. “The Lakers were still there”? Where, floating above Fort McHenry? Because that’s what you just said dipshit. Hopefully someone else can change the words “Tyrese is not bleeding” to “Holy Shit I think that dude is dead.” (source = e!)
COURTNEY LOVE - she denies that she owes AmEx $352,059.67, because she claims those charges we’re made on 140 different cards issued in her name. Does shit like this happen to anyone but her and Homer Simpson? (source = tmz)
HALLE BERRY - I would kill at least 10 people if she would let me feel her tits for 30 seconds. At least 10. Probably more. Probably way way more. And I don’t just mean homeless people, I mean little kids who just got a 2400 on the SAT. Just look at her. Fuck those kids. (source = flynet)
