This story claims that these pictures are of Courtney Love, but I don't believe it for a second. For one thing she's skinny. And she's not showing her vagina. Not even a little bit. And she's not drunkenly falling down in any of these pictures. Then there's that weird picture of her reading. It's like watching a Tyrannosaurus eat corn on the cob: some terrifying monster that you thought was extinct doing something that you'd think would be impossible.
And yeah, she's still a fug beast, but at least she's a skinny fug beast. I heard somewhere that's good enough to land a part kissing Courteney Cox on Dirt. -MU
Producers from American Idol learned for the first time yesterday that they were interested in having Courtney Love as a judge on their show when they read it on the internet. Love told Us that producer Nigel Lythgoe called her and asked if she would sit as a judge, fueling speculation that she was being lined up as a replacement for Paula Abdul. Love said:
"He called. He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant."
Um, but no. No he didn't. Lythgoe says:
"I did not call Courtney Love and am afraid someone may have misrepresented me. Courtney Love is a very talented artist, but the judges for American Idol are Paula, Randy and Simon. We have no plans to add to or replace any of them."
A source tells Us it was probably all just a prank. A brilliant prank. Imagine the planning it would take to fool Courtney Love. This must have been taken months of reconnaissance to gather all the intel needed. Or, maybe, someone just went "ring ring" out the corner of their mouth and Courtney then went and had a 6 hour meeting with a plant in the corner. And by the end she was a judge on American Idol. And also a bumble bee.
Courtney Love tells Us magazine that producers from American Idol have asked if she would be interested in sitting as a judge on the show. Love did not say if the offer was to judge for one episode or to permanently replace the embattled Paula Abdul, but Us quotes a source as saying the offer was to replace Paula. This is not the first time reports have surfaced about Abdul being fired after embarrassing public displays in which she may have been drunk or high or both. Last April reports surfaced that both Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears were individually contacted about immediately replacing Abdul for the final month of last seasons run. Love says:
"(The executive producer) called. He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant."
Jesus, what is this a boat show, how about bringing in someone whose been relevant in the past 10 years. And, oh by the way, there may be some holes in any plan that involves getting rid of the shows alcoholic by hiring Courtney Love. If anything Abdul should interpret this as she’s not getting drunk enough. Is this a threat or a challenge.
Courtney Love said she had no intention of posing naked when she began this shoot for the Brit fashion mag Pop, but she felt comfortable with the photographer, so she just kinda stripped. And, um, here are those pics. It's hard to say if she looks any good. Because of a weak gag reflex, I didn't risk looking at these too closely. I think I remember that looking at naked pictures of Courtney Love was one of the challenges on Fear Factor.
Music legend Clive Davis, who signed Whitney Houston to her very first record deal in 1983, has grown so troubled by his friends drug addiction, he has asked Courtney Love to step in as a mentor. No, seriously. IMDb says:
Love, who has gone through her own drug abuse problems and now insists she's clean and sober, jumped at the chance to help another struggling star and agreed to stage an intervention with Davis … Love and Houston have become unlikely friends and Love has (recommended) her addiction counselor Warren Boyd. (Us magazine) claims Davis is paying for (Houston’s) expensive counseling sessions.
Uhh, what, was Duff-Man not available. When your idea is to get Courtney Love to mentor somehow about healthy living, you're officially out of ideas. You might as well get a dancing hot dog to teach an aerobics class. Seriously, we all know that after about 4 seconds, Whitney asked if Courtney "got any shit", and from there they just traded tips all day about hiding trackmarks.
