Berit Birkeland In Lingerie

The world lost something when skinny Euro chicks smoking cigarettes went out of Vogue. Snarling, sardonic, sour on life blond chicks in angry bras affecting thousand yard stares and only cleaning themselves on holidays. That's why the G.I.'s were excited to get to France. Kill some krauts and watch these women puff on unfiltered cigs and hang their hose on lines. Many of them made babies which only carried on the line...

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Emma Watson Covered Topless in the Natural Beauty Exhibition

Emma Watson went through that period of girl time when she wanted to pretend she wasn't a hot chick from the Harry Potter movies but a serious gender-neutral artist. So she enrolled at lesbian Brown University and chopped off all of her hair. Why women feel the need to be seen as something other than incredibly hot, highly paid performers is beyond the male understanding. I mean, Jordan did decide to quit basketball...

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Emily Ratajkowski Takes Her Top Off For Turks and Giggles

There's no real reason to complain about Emily Ratajkowski, except maybe for the fact that you and I will likely never bang her. And I don't mean together, I mean, either of us, alone, ever. This chick used to be a teen actress on iCarly and some other stupid shows, realized how meaningless that crap is unless you're the star making bank, and went promptly into sexy modeling, including some nude photos and amazing...

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