It only makes sense that a soap opera star would do the cocktail fling on some battle bitch’s face at a bar during an argument. Unfortunately for One Life to Live actress Crystal Hunt, the glass kind of slipped out of her hand and smashed the other woman in the grill and now she’s being charged with Assault with a Deadly Weapon. I assure you, Crystal, real women’s prison is not nearly as fake scary as soap opera jail. When you’re begging your doctor-attorney-cop boyfriend to get you out of jail, it’ll be on the backend of some real life shower assaults. All of which seems overblown for a simple glass to the face. I can’t help but feel the D.A. is stretching that ‘deadly weapon’ definition just a bit. If you can’t hold it up and wave it around and get people to back up, it’s not a deadly weapon, it’s just a fucking beverage.