This is better, England. Gavin Rossdale’s bastard daughter knows how to properly teach father a lesson. You ditched me, now your friends are wanking to my knockers. It’s a square deal almost perfect in its balance. If the rest of the world could strive for such equilibrium in all their revenge exploits, we’d be a much happier place. I’m talking to you, angry Hoosiers and Cali drug cartels. Let’s keep this shit to an eye for an eye. Unless you’ve got outstanding tits, then substitute accordingly.
ED NORTON – is in talks to play the villain opposite Jeremy Renner in ‘the Bourne Legacy’, the new run of Jason Bourne movies that don’t have Jason Bourne in them. I would just call them Harry Potter movies, since apparently you can just call your movie whatever the hell you want these days. (vulture)
SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS – premiered it’s first trailer today, and you’ll be happy to see it’s got plenty of fighting and explosions. It’s Sherlock Holmes after all. Ya gotta have explosions. (apple)
TED DANSON – will be the new boss on ‘C.S.I.’, replacing Laurence Fishburne. Remember when Danson was in ‘Saving Private Ryan’? What the fuck was that all about? (la times)
DAISY LOWE – is gonna be in Playboy. It’s not really a stretch for Daisy (who you may remember is Gavin Rossdales 22-year-old daughter) because she’s a model who has already posed naked for two magazines. And also for the hidden camera I set up in her bathroom when I pretended to be the plumber. (daily mail. this would be a good time to follow me on twitter. hint hint. )
The page was fug as hell today, so thank God for Stacey and her emailing prowess. This video of Daisy Lowe (British model and the daughter of Gavin Rossdale) is ridiculous.
Thanks to the internet, I haven’t used my imagination in years (if you could zoom in on my brain like in cartoons, instead of an owl in a graduation cap, you’d see a bucktoothed donkey sitting in the mud) so I’d forgotten girls could even be this sexy with their clothes on. Quite frankly it’s a dangerous precedent. Someone make Esquire take this god damn thing down.
SEXY UPDATE – youtube killed the audio on their copy, the one that was up before. this new copy is hosted on tyler. suck on that youtube.