George Lopez called Kirstie Alley a pig

Apparently we're not allowed to liken one fat thing to another these days, because George Lopez is in trouble for calling Kirstie Alley a pig on his TBS talk show last night. Lopez launched an attack on the 'DWTS' star's fuller figure on 'Lopez Tonight,' saying of her... read more

Lacey Schwimmer has nice abs

Lacey Schwimmer, one of the professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars, left rehearsal yesterday in a little half shirt that showed off her nice little cut up abs. Now if the show could get Kirstie Alley to leave rehearsal in a half shirt, they could take pictures of... read more

Kirstie Alley was finally on Dancing With The Stars

Kirstie Alley made her debut last night on the premiere of Dancing With The Stars, and despite being 60 and stuffed with gummi bears, she didn't break anything, like her shoes or legs or partner, and apparently turned in one of the better performances of the night. "I... read more

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Lacey Schwimmer and Romeo seem friendly

I've never heard of Lacey Schwimmer, but she was playing basketball in a bikini top with Romeo before rehearsals for Dancing With the Stars in West Hollywood yesterday, so I assume she's one of the pro dancers. I also assume he's banging her because he's black and she's... read more

Tuesday afternoon headlines

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER - but they can put her in a dress with big ruffles, because Jennifer Grey will be a contestant on 'Dancing With The Stars', along with Brandy, Florence Henderson, Audrina Patridge, and Bristol Palin. The men will be Kurt Warner, David... read more

kate gosselin is still a delight on 'dancing with the stars'

Kate Gosselin is famous because she had a cable show called 'Jon and Kate Plus 8' and her condescending attitude was so relentless that her male partner couldn't take it anymore. But that's all changed. Now she does all that on ‘Dancing With The Stars'. During dance... read more

Morning headlines

SHAWN JOHNSON - The gold medal winning gymnast won the 8th season of "Dancing With The Stars" last night. It's the 5th time a professional athlete has won. Every year when they add new athletes, they say, "but will their athletic skills translate to the dance floor?" The... read more

shawn johnson was almost killed!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I don’t watch “Dancing With The Stars” for the exact same reason I don’t take long lavender baths or have a cat named Mr. Mittens, but Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson is a finalist, and early Tuesday a man named Robert O’Ryan was arrested sneaking around... read more