DWTS is a really sexy show

By brendon September 16, 2011 @ 2:03 PM


On one hand, pairing Lacey Schwimmer, who has seemingly quadrupled in size since last year, with Chaz Bono, who has not quadrupled in size since last year but was this fat to begin with, on the new season of Dancing With The Stars has disaster written all over it because there is no possible chance they could ever win a show about sexy dancing.

On the other hand, putting them together concentrates the ugly fatties within one couple instead of splitting them up and dragging down two couples. So really they should probably do this kind of thing every season.

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DWTS will be sexy and/or uncomfortable

By brendon September 08, 2011 @ 4:34 PM


Elisabetta Canalis and Chastity Chaz Bono finished up rehearsals for Dancing With The Stars yesterday, and Holy Crap. I know Chaz isn’t technically a girl anymore, but that point is made extra clear when being near Elisabetta. Actually it’s hard to believe these two are even from the same planet.

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Did Kirstie Alley win Dancing With The Stars?

By brendon May 25, 2011 @ 3:24 PM

I didn’t want to ruin the surprise in the headline but last night was the finale for the twelfth season of ‘Dancing With The Stars’, and in the end, it came down to Kirstie Alley, a morbidly obese lump in her 60’s, and Hines Ward, the wide receiver from the Pittsburgh Steelers, one of the best pure athletes to ever play college football, a Super Bowl MVP and two-time Super Bowl champion.

Both had obstacles to overcome. Hines has been dealing with torn ligaments in his left thumb. Kirstie can’t leave the house for extended periods because standard toilets are too small and too flimsy.

But there could be only one winner.


Surprisingly enough, Hines Ward, the person who earns millions of dollars for his supreme, world class athletic ability, was a better dancer than this. An old lady who can’t dance by any reasonable definition. All she does is walk around the room at a normal pace, but while lifting her feet slightly higher than usual. It’s like watching someone walk on hot sand set to music.

Kirstie Alley lost her shoe on Dancing With The Stars

By brendon April 12, 2011 @ 1:04 PM

Kirstie Alley lost her shoe in the middle of her performance on Dancing With The Stars last night, but since her partner does all work, all the “heavy lifting” if you will, it was fine. And now people are starting to say she could win the whole show. Which is amazing because 95 percent of the performance is her walking sideways at a normal pace while her partner holds her steady. It looks more like a video of someone getting physical therapy set to stirring music.

(full clip above, edit to where she loses her shoe here)

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Kirstie Alley broke her partner on Dancing with the Stars

By brendon April 05, 2011 @ 11:21 AM

Maksim Chmerkovskiy had to know he was playing with dynamite when he took Kirstie Alley as a partner on Dancing With The Stars, and last night his hubris finally cost him (clip above, full video here).

Us magazine says

No pain, no gain for Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
The Dancing with the Stars pro suffered a mysterious injury on Monday’s performance show — and nearly dropped parter Kirstie Alley when his thigh gave out.

Mysterious? He’s from earth and he tried to support 600 pounds of sloshing gummi bears on his thigh. I have a theory as to what caused his injury! You wanna hear it? I’m gettin all House and really thinkin outside the box on this one!

Although Chmerkovskiy, 31, was all smiles on camera, the dancer appeared to be in considerable pain during commercial breaks — grimacing and apologizing profusely to Alley, 60.

“Sorry for not being Wolverine with rods of unbreakable metal for bones.”

“No big deal,” Chmerkovskiy said in a chat after the show. “I’ll be fine… It’ll take a stretcher to get me out of here!”

I think that was his polite way of asking for a stretcher and ambulance before chips of his pulverized bone get lodged in his heart.

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George Lopez called Kirstie Alley a pig

By brendon March 24, 2011 @ 3:13 PM


Apparently we’re not allowed to liken one fat thing to another these days, because George Lopez is in trouble for calling Kirstie Alley a pig on his TBS talk show last night.

Lopez launched an attack on the ‘DWTS’ star’s fuller figure on ‘Lopez Tonight,’ saying of her first performance, “She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away.”
While Alley declared on Twitter, “lost 60 lbs before DWTS… Haven’t weighed in three weeks but sure I’ve lost over 10 more,” Lopez kept the barbs about her weight coming.
“Before the show, she went to the market and then she had roast beef,” said Lopez, alluding to a line from the classic nursery rhyme ‘This Little Piggy.’ Lopez followed this up with a commercial featuring an animated pig, saying, in case the joke wasn’t clear enough, that it looked like Alley.

When asked for a comment, someone read what Lopez did but Kirstie never said anything because all that talk about pigs made her hungry and by the time they got done her mouth was full of pork chops.

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