Danica McKellar Isn’t As Fugly As Everybody Else on DWTS

By Lex March 19, 2014 @ 5:23 PM

Danica McKellar Shows Of Her Booty In Shorts Heading Into 'Dancing With The Stars' Rehearsals
I don’t understand Dancing with the Stars. Who are the stars? The hard looking Crimean immigrant dancers? The slag of former childhood stars, retired athletes, and Teen Beat covers from the 80′s they dope up and dress in sequins and force to dance the rumba if they want to pay their rent? I didn’t mind when the show was called Splash and they were rolling Louie Anderson off a plank like a beached baleine back into the surf.  I suppose DWTS is the clitoris of television. I don’t get it but women seem to think it’s important. Danica McKellar seems different. I guess she skipped the heroin, depression, and armed-robbery phases of child actor matriculation because she looks pretty good. Like all men who used to watch The Wonder Years, I’m rooting for Winnie, and hoping she gets into porn before she pushes too far past her Sell By date.

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Avril Lavigne Makes Out With Winnie Cooper

By Lex August 21, 2013 @ 1:38 PM

Avril Lavigne Makes Out With Danica McKeller In Her Video For 'Rock N Roll'
Forget every bad thing I ever said about Avril Lavigne, her stupid bloated midget first husband, her musical soul robbing Nickelback second husband, her trumped up skater persona, and even her being Canadian and therefore deserving of being locked in a cage and poked at by drunk hockey fans with team pennants. We’re all good now.

The Girl from The Wonder Years Films an Avril Lavigne Music Video

By Lex July 26, 2013 @ 12:27 PM

Danica McKellar In A Skimpy Outfit On Set Of Avril Lavigne's New Video In Hollywood
Talk about the confluence of artistic powerhouses. Winnie Cooper and Avril Lavigne hooking up can only mean one thing — epic music video. I almost can’t wait not to ever watch it. I might be tempted, I do love Winnie Cooper, but I’ll never last through the VEVO commercial. Sk8ter boi, out!

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