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Daniel Craig Buff Ass Bond

It was announced Daniel Craig will be reprising his role as James Bond in a new installmentcalled Spectrewhere a bunch of shit will explode and he will kick a ton of secret Commie ass. Many were skeptical when Craig was initially announced as the new Bond. Apparently they were unaware he would be shooting enough roids to grow his cranium into a battering ram and takethe mild mannered British sleuth characterin the...read more

President Obama and Daniel Craig Ask That You Kindly Stop Raping Women (VIDEO)

The Vice President is like the less ambitious son who still lives at home who you give a few odd jobs to keep him from hanging around the house and eating all the cereal. You don't give him Ukraine or long term unemployment, but you let him handle the funerals of third world leaders and hiding the easter eggs for the annual White House lawn hunt. Then, when he asks to jump on a more media noteworthy political...read more

'Skyfall' has a new trailer

A new international trailer for 'Skyfall' is out today, with lots of new footage and a slightly longer clip from the scene above, which is the most James Bond thing James Bond has ever done. There's also a Chinese guy at the end who barks at you like he's some kind of demon, and obviously you wouldn't want to miss that.read more

James Bond 'Skyfall' has a teaser

If you want to know more about the plot to ‘Skyfall', the 23rd James Bond movie, directed by the highly respected Sam Mendes, with Daniel Craig in his third outing as Bond and an outstanding cast led by Javier Bardem, Albert Finney, Judi Dench, and Ralph Fienes, the teaser trailer released today won't help. But if you sent some men to go kill James Bond and his companion, and they never came back, the teaser trailer...read more

James Bond says the Kardashians are "f**king idiots"

Daniel Craig is a respected and talented professional who works hard to keep his private life private, whereas Kim Kardashian is the exact opposite of every one of those words. So try and guess if he's complimentary when he talks about the Kardashians in the new British GQ. "I think there's a lot to be said for keeping your own counsel. You can't buy it back. You can't buy your privacy back. 'Ooh, I want to be alone....read more

its the James Bond 'Skyfall' cast

There was a photocall in London today for the next James Bond movie, horribly named ‘Skyfall', starring Daniel Craig as Bond, Javier Bardem as the villain, Berenice Marlohe as the sexy foreign girl you won't be able to understand, and Naomie Harris as some field agent who is totally gonna get killed. Adding to the already good cast will be Ralph Fiennes (probably as another villain) and Albert Finney (probably as M's...read more

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Monday headlines, with romance and fitness

DAVE CHAPELLE - walked around NYC this weekend, and if you're wondering what he's been doing since he left 'The Chapelle Show', the answer apparently is, "millions of push-ups." (flynet) BRAVE - has a new brand new teaser trailer out today. It would seem next summers Pixar movie tells the timeless tale of Bear vs Ginger. (trailer addict) NEIL PATRICK HARRIS - announced his engament to David Burtka on twitter this...read more

Friday morning headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - was believed to be the favorite to play Victoria Gotti because Gotti is friends with Lindsays mom and was demanding it. Not true. "Though it was said that I insisted she play my part, that's not true. I didn't insist and actually have no say in who gets the part." So if Lindsay gets it, it will be because she was perfect for the role. Nothing says "Italian" more than pink skin and freckles. (page six)...read more

Rachel Weisz is single

Rachel Weisz and director Darren Aronofsky have dated since 2001, got engaged in 2005 and had a son in 2006, but now comes word that they've broken up, possibly because women are all evil and don't care about the pain they cause to the men who love them. E! says... Somewhere along the line things changed. Notably, there have been rumors about Weisz and Daniel Craig. She and the 007 star allegedly did some serious...read more

James Bond could be dead

The James Bond franchise could be dead, according to this preview article in Entertainment Weekly. I alluded to this last week, but MGM is 3.7 billion dollars in debt, and simply can't afford to make any more movies. It will likely be years before 007 returns to the screen, thanks to money troubles at MGM, Bond's longtime studio, which has been up for sale since November. Even Daniel Craig seems to have moved on,...read more

BEING JAMES BOND LOOKS LIKE FUN

Daniel Craig and his girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell spent New Years in St Barts, and holy crap that chick is ridiculously good looking. Kudos to Daniel, because she is way way out of his league. His features are downright simian, in fact from the neck up it's as if someone shaved a monkey, specifically a chimp, whereas she looks like an angel. An angel with long pretty hair and a hot ass. Who is 98 percent naked. I don’t...read more