‘Skyfall’ has a new trailer

By brendon September 19, 2012 @ 5:50 PM

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A new international trailer for ‘Skyfall’ is out today, with lots of new footage and a slightly longer clip from the scene above, which is the most James Bond thing James Bond has ever done. There’s also a Chinese guy at the end who barks at you like he’s some kind of demon, and obviously you wouldn’t want to miss that.

James Bond ‘Skyfall’ has a teaser

By brendon May 21, 2012 @ 11:54 AM

If you want to know more about the plot to ‘Skyfall’, the 23rd James Bond movie, directed by the highly respected Sam Mendes, with Daniel Craig in his third outing as Bond and an outstanding cast led by Javier Bardem, Albert Finney, Judi Dench, and Ralph Fienes, the teaser trailer released today won’t help.

But if you sent some men to go kill James Bond and his companion, and they never came back, the teaser trailer released today will help. It turns out he killed them first. What on earth made you call ahead to tell Bond about it?

James Bond says the Kardashians are “f**king idiots”

By brendon November 30, 2011 @ 5:26 PM

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Daniel Craig is a respected and talented professional who works hard to keep his private life private, whereas Kim Kardashian is the exact opposite of every one of those words. So try and guess if he’s complimentary when he talks about the Kardashians in the new British GQ.

“I think there’s a lot to be said for keeping your own counsel. You can’t buy it back. You can’t buy your privacy back. ‘Ooh, I want to be alone. ‘F*ck you. We’ve been in your living room. We were at your birth. You filmed it for us and showed us the placenta, and now you want some privacy?’”

”It’s a career. What can I tell you? It is a career; I’m not being cynical. And why wouldn’t you? Look at the Kardashians, they’re worth millions. Millions! I don’t think they were that badly off to begin with, but now look at them. You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f*cking idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’”

Awesomely, when Craig said that thing about the Kardashians selling the birth of their child, he had no way of knowing that Kourtney would be the new Us cover story, answering the question that no one was asking. Us magazine: your number 1 source for confirming rumors no one has heard!

its the James Bond ‘Skyfall’ cast

By brendon November 03, 2011 @ 2:22 PM

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There was a photocall in London today for the next James Bond movie, horribly named ‘Skyfall’, starring Daniel Craig as Bond, Javier Bardem as the villain, Berenice Marlohe as the sexy foreign girl you won’t be able to understand, and Naomie Harris as some field agent who is totally gonna get killed.

Adding to the already good cast will be Ralph Fiennes (probably as another villain) and Albert Finney (probably as M’s boss). Even more promising is that it will be directed by Sam Mendes, at least one very good writer has taken a whack at the script, and the incredibly great Roger Deakins will be the cinematographer, so even if it’s dumb it’ll at least look fantastic. It’ll be the Megan Fox of movies.

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Monday headlines, with romance and fitness

By brendon June 27, 2011 @ 2:58 PM

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DAVE CHAPELLE – walked around NYC this weekend, and if you’re wondering what he’s been doing since he left ‘The Chapelle Show’, the answer apparently is, “millions of push-ups.” (flynet)

BRAVE – has a new brand new teaser trailer out today. It would seem next summers Pixar movie tells the timeless tale of Bear vs Ginger. (trailer addict)

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS – announced his engament to David Burtka on twitter this weekend, shortly after New York passed a law to allow gay marriage. It should be a beautiful ceremony, assuming God doesn’t smite the state under a shower of fire and brimstone first. (popeater)

DANIEL CRAIG AND RACHEL WEISZ – secretly got married in New York last Wednesday. They of course didn’t have to wait like Neil Patrick Harris did because their love isn’t an affront to our vengeful God. (daily mail)

JWOWW – and the cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ are back from filming season 4 in Italy, and being surrounded by all that beauty and culture must have been a life changing experience because yesterday she went to the gym with her tits on display. Oh wait never mind. (inf, splash)

Friday morning headlines

By brendon April 15, 2011 @ 8:17 AM

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LINDSAY LOHAN – was believed to be the favorite to play Victoria Gotti because Gotti is friends with Lindsays mom and was demanding it. Not true. “Though it was said that I insisted she play my part, that’s not true. I didn’t insist and actually have no say in who gets the part.” So if Lindsay gets it, it will be because she was perfect for the role. Nothing says “Italian” more than pink skin and freckles. (page six)

COWBOYS AND ALIENS – has a new trailer out this morning, coming on the heels of yesterdays new trailers for Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Taylor Lautner in Abduction. Taylors character is much like Jason Bourne, if Bourne were in high school, never closed his mouth, was constantly baffled by everything around him and sounded like a woman. (apple, apple, youtube)

DIDDY – is demanding $45,000 from clubs in New York City for the honor of hosting his after party during his tour, but no one wants to pay. It’s an enticing offer: a pretentious jackass, unbearable music, and a room packed with concealed weapons held by people who don’t know how to aim. Can I host it twice! (nyp)

JESSICA LOWNDES – was in London last night going to clubs, and she wore this see thru top because it was easier than flailing her arms around and yelling, “hey everyone, look at me!” (splash and wenn)