The UK premier for Cottonelle the Movie was last night n London, and I can't explain why but I thought I would post pictures of Jennifer Aniston. But … umm. Ahem. Yeah. Look, it's like 4am, and there's no way in hell I'm waking up and lookin at her fug ass for 30 minutes. Honest to god I’d rather wake up because someone was peeing on me. So here’s Danielle Lloyd and her huge tits instead. Please enjoy won't you.
(image source = splash news and pacific coast)
Brit model Danielle Lloyd took a break from whatever it is she does to lounge around in a bikini and relax this weekend in Pafos, Cyprus. It was a lot like how I spent my weekend, except instead of sexy fun in the sun, I gathered up my dolls and made a turkey on a paper plate with glitter and elbow macaroni, then set it all up on my card table dining room set so I could pretend it was a real Thanksgiving dinner with friends. Oh god I’m so lonely!
