It’s official. Music is dead. Danity Kane broke up for the eighth time. Earlier this week, Dawn Richard, the black one, punched Aubrey O’Day, the fat one with big tits, in the head while Shannon Bex, the one nobody ever... READ MORE

If you’re one of the 12 people on this planet desperately waiting for Aubrey O’Day and those other girls to reunite for a new Danity Kane album and tour, then you are in luck. The 29-year old singer and... READ MORE

It's with no small amount of pride that I mention I've never knowingly heard a Danity Kane song, I have no idea who they are or what exactly it is they do, so it was very clever for one... READ MORE