I'm a god-like 6’5”, but for the first time ever it's occurring to me that their may an advantage to being as short as Danny DeVito.  Not in this particular photo, but in general.

Danny DeVito was drunk off his ass this morning on "The View", and he immediately went into some drunken fumbling about how Bush is an idiot and how great his new kids movie is.  Because nothing lends credibility to your politics and kids movie quite like showing up on a morning talk show drunk off your ass.  All across the land today, people are reassessing their political allegiance. "Hmm, you know what, that drunk profane midget really made me think."