David Arquette Knocked Up His Girlfriend

By Lex November 06, 2013 @ 1:34 PM

David Arquette And Christina McLarty At The 6th Annual HEAVEN Gala In Los Angeles
I miss the good old days when knocked up Hollywood girls went for back alley abortions. We don’t even have back alleys anymore really, they’re all posh nightclub entrances now. There’s no excitement left in shaming unwed couples banging babies into each other. No hush hush gossip about who’s the slut who had to go off to ‘Santa Barbara’ for the weekend and came back with a nose job and an empty uterus. Now everyone just cheers. God forbid I post a bare fucking nipple on this site and advertisers go apeshit over propriety, but those same companies have no trouble headline sponsoring magazine features heralding the birth of bastard babies from drug-addled celebrities. Shit, I sound like my father.

David Arquette celebrated the joyous news of knocking up Joe Francis’ ex by getting wasted and calling Howard Stern.

Photo Credit: Getty

Monday morning headlines

By brendon January 03, 2011 @ 10:39 AM

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PETE POSTLEHWAITE – died last night, from cancer. He was 64, and made his career by looking 64 for the past 20 years while being the best actor in movies like the Usual Suspects, Inception, and the Town. Called “the best actor in the world” by Steven Spielberg, he gave a movie credibility and made at least part of it good. I’ll get you for this cancer! (people)

LINDSAY LOHAN – gets out of rehab today, and this time will be totally different from the other 90 times she’s broken the law or gone to rehab or both. This time she even went to Whole Foods and read a magnet, then posted it on twitter. “The future depends on what we do in the present.” Oh shit. She’s so different now. If she tweets the Emerson one about what lies inside of me, I’ll vote for her to be President of Earth. She’s an amazing woman now!!! (huff post)

DAVID ARQUETTE - has entered rehab for addiction to alcohol and depression. Looks like someone didn’t read Lindsays magnet. (e!)

SITE NEWS – OK I’ve clearly been lazy as hell lately. Actually that’s not true, I’ve been working on other stuff for the site, but either way the page has been slow for a few weeks and I apologize. But that’s wrapped up, for the most part, and I still have some stuff to catch up on, like the top 100, but now the page will be back to normal. Which means mediocre. Honestly if I were you I’d go watch some TV or something. Have you seen Nikita. That’s a good show. And they put Maggie Q in yoga pants a lot. I would go watch that if I were you.

Jasmine Waltz is in a bikini, has an amazing ass

By brendon December 06, 2010 @ 5:41 PM

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Jasmine Waltz of course is the girl who was famous for a week last month because she was dating David Arquette when it was announced he and Courteney Cox were getting a divorce, and today she was at the beach in a bikini. And it… was awesome.

I know black guys will be like, “Cracka are you crazy? That ass is terrible. Ghosts are scary. Where’s my kool aid? Obama deserves two terms to implement his policies”, but Jasmine has one of the greatest asses I’ve ever seen. I know it’s a white girl ass, but I like white girls, so we’re all set here.

(source = pacific coast)

Monday afternoon headlines

By brendon November 01, 2010 @ 7:01 PM

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LILY ALLEN – has suffered a miscarriage for the second time in three years. This weekend she lost her baby 6 months into her pregnancy. In January 2008, she suffered a similar fate after just one month. (the sun)

COURTENEY COX – told Australia’s TV Week that she is not getting a divorce from David Arquette. “Still, Cox acknowledges that she and her husband of 11 years are no longer on the same page. ‘Sometimes you just realize, Wow, we actually have grown apart,’ she says.” And other times you realize, “Oh hell, I didn’t make him sign a pre-nup.” (people)

BROOKLYN DECKER – was also at Heidi Klums Halloween party. What was she dressed up as? Nobody cares! (splash)

Jasmine Waltz had a sexy mugshot

By brendon October 14, 2010 @ 10:43 AM

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Jasmine Waltz, the girl who started dating David Arquette after he and Courteney Cox quietly separated about a month ago, is on the verge of being arrested for stealing my heart, by the love police, and hopefully her mugshot will be as hot as the one she took in 2000 (full size here) after being arrested in Orange County, Florida, for, “possession of less than 20 grams of cannabis.”

It was a misdemeanor and she pled no contest, but it’s nice to know that this hot bitch likes to party. Girls will let you do anything you want to them when they’re high. Even more so if you have a gun.

(source = splash news online)

Jasmine Waltz had tons of sex with David Arquette

By brendon October 13, 2010 @ 4:18 PM

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When David Arquette told Howard Stern yesterday that he was dating 28 year old bartender Megan Fox Jasmine Waltz and that the rumors about his impending divorce from Courteney Cox were true, he also said that he and Jasmine have already had sex. Once. Maybe twice.

And for some reason people took that literally because today Jasmine would like to make it clear that she slept with another womans husband WAAYYY more than twice. TMZ says…

The woman with whom David Arquette claims to have had sex with “once … maybe twice,” is indignant, telling friends, “Two Times, My Ass!”
Jasmine Waltz is indignant, claiming she had sex multiple times with David over the course of more than a month.

That’s all fine but what about the real question; is she indignant? I wish I had the answer my friends, but the reality is, we may never know.

(image source = inf and splash news)