The Arquettes Are Starting A Charity

December 2, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

From an outside perspective, Alexis Arquette seemed like a really annoying blowhard. She became obsessed with outing cloested gay celebrities while simultaneously having the closet AIDS. Given your shitty logic, you may have inflicted some harm on people, no?

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David Arquette’s Sister No Longer Trans

February 19, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

David Arquette revealed that his sister, Alexis, is no longer transgender. She now refers to herself as “gender suspicious”. It sounds like just another idiotic gender label until you see Alexis Arquette and realize it’s perfect. Suspicious in the least. I’d vote to convict before hearing the charges. He did it. She did it. Help me, your […]

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David Arquette True To The Streets

March 27, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

David Arquette was allowed to spray paint a wall of which someone else had already done the grunt work because he’s Hollywood royalty and can do whatever he wants so long as it’s not on his own. This includes being in movies and committing petty crime although he sucks at both those things. Stick to your guns and do ecstasy in […]

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David Arquette Knocked Up His Girlfriend

November 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I miss the good old days when knocked up Hollywood girls went for back alley abortions. We don’t even have back alleys anymore really, they’re all posh nightclub entrances now. There’s no excitement left in shaming unwed couples banging babies into each other. No hush hush gossip about who’s the slut who had to go […]

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