The Arquettes Are Starting A Charity

December 2, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

From an outside perspective, Alexis Arquette seemed like a really annoying blowhard. She became obsessed with outing cloested gay celebrities while simultaneously having the closet AIDS. Given your shitty logic, you may have inflicted some harm on people, no?... READ MORE

David Arquette’s Sister No Longer Trans

February 19, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

David Arquette revealed that his sister, Alexis, is no longer transgender. She now refers to herself as “gender suspicious”. It sounds like just another idiotic gender label until you see Alexis Arquette and realize it’s perfect. Suspicious in the least. I’d... READ MORE

David Arquette True To The Streets

March 27, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

David Arquette was allowed to spray paint a wall of which someone else had already done the grunt work because he’s Hollywood royalty and can do whatever he wants so long as it’s not on his own. This includes being in movies and... READ MORE

David Arquette Knocked Up His Girlfriend

November 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I miss the good old days when knocked up Hollywood girls went for back alley abortions. We don’t even have back alleys anymore really, they’re all posh nightclub entrances now. There’s no excitement left in shaming unwed couples banging... READ MORE

Monday morning headlines

January 3, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

PETE POSTLEHWAITE – died last night, from cancer. He was 64, and made his career by looking 64 for the past 20 years while being the best actor in movies like the Usual Suspects, Inception, and the Town. Called... READ MORE

Jasmine Waltz is in a bikini, has an amazing ass

December 7, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Jasmine Waltz of course is the girl who was famous for a week last month because she was dating David Arquette when it was announced he and Courteney Cox were getting a divorce, and today she was at the... READ MORE

Monday afternoon headlines

November 2, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

LILY ALLEN – has suffered a miscarriage for the second time in three years. This weekend she lost her baby 6 months into her pregnancy. In January 2008, she suffered a similar fate after just one month. (the sun)... READ MORE

Jasmine Waltz had a sexy mugshot

October 14, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Jasmine Waltz, the girl who started dating David Arquette after he and Courteney Cox quietly separated about a month ago, is on the verge of being arrested for stealing my heart, by the love police, and hopefully her mugshot... READ MORE

Jasmine Waltz had tons of sex with David Arquette

October 14, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

When David Arquette told Howard Stern yesterday that he was dating 28 year old bartender Megan Fox Jasmine Waltz and that the rumors about his impending divorce from Courteney Cox were true, he also said that he and Jasmine... READ MORE

David Arquette admits cheating on Courteney Cox

October 12, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Yesterday it was reported that David Arquette maybe had a new girlfriend, 28-year-old bartender Jasmine Waltz, but instead of being happy for him, his wife Courteney Cox decided they should separate after 11 years of marriage. In her defense,... READ MORE