BROOKE BURKE IS NICE

By brendon March 12, 2007 @ 1:20 PM

Brooke Burke and her husband David Charvet brought Burger King hamburgers and french fries to the homeless in Santa Monica this weekend.  And while it probably won't make any lasting change in the homeless situation, I guess it's better than my plan, which is to point at them. 

BROOKE BURKE IS A MOM AGAIN

By brendon January 10, 2007 @ 12:09 PM

Brooke Burke gave birth to a baby daughter yesterday at St. Johns Hospital in Santa Monica.  Burke, 35, and her fiancé David Charvet, 34, named the baby Heaven Rain.  Its Brookes third daughter, proving once and for all that god is a man.  People says:

"Brooke had a very smooth delivery, with her fiancé David by her side," rep Nancy Iannios tells PEOPLE exclusively. "They are thrilled to be back at home now with their gorgeous baby girl. It's a very exciting time for them."

Holy crap.  Imagine you're the gynecologist looking down the list of patients for the day and you see Brooke Burkes name on there.  I'd immediately go brush my teeth and make a mix tape.  Honest to God, if I were her OBGYN, I'd conclude every visit by giving her a dozen roses and my cell number.