God knows why INF has pictures of Edit Parkay but they do. if you don't know, Edit is a 28-year-old who was born in Hungary but came to the US on a tennis scholarship at Loyola Marymount. Now she’s a tennis coach who gives private lessons and breaks up Hollywood marriages on the side. Two days ago she spoke to the Daily Mail about her relationship with David Duchovney.
'We have a very, very close friendship. I don't want to be the third person in the marriage but I know it can be seen that way.
'David and I are very close friends and we still play tennis together. He's an excellent player. He likes physically strong, fit women.
'He is in great shape. He is a wonderful man. He's a very intelligent, very kind and good man.'
When asked directly if her relationship with the film and TV star had developed into a full-blown sexual affair, Edit said: 'I don't want to say anything that might hurt David. I am not going to deny it. I don't know what our relationship means to him.'
Despite all that, yesterday she told E! online…
"We played tennis, and we were playing partners and friends. There is no romance, and we are just friends. No love, nothing. That is all I have to say."
I'm not sure why David Duchovny would cheat on Tea Leoni with this woman, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with being an idiot.
David Duchovny just completed a six-week stay in a rehab for sexual compulsion, so it may not be surprising to hear that he and Tea Leoni are now separating after 11 years of marriage. What is surprising is that the reason for the split has nothing to do with David having an affair, but because Tea was having an affair with Billy Bob Thornton. What. The fuck. The Daily Mail says…
It was not his 'sexual compulsion proclivity' that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton.
Through the texts Duchovny found out she had begun a relationship with Thornton.
Billy Bob met Téa when they made a comedy film together earlier this year called Manure.
Thornton, a musician with his own band, has been seen with Téa at his gigs. 'She even helps him load and unload his truck,' says a friend of the couple.
If you make a list of the gold-medal winning ass Billy Bob Thornton has gotten his hands on, it would be as impressive as any list you’d ever see. It may even rival my own. Reporters from LA and NY will tell you I'm only an urban legend, but follow the trail of broken hearts to sororities in the south and you’ll discover my erotic adventures are all too real.
On August 28th, David Duchovny checked himself into a rehab center for sexual addiction, although it was never quite clear why. Some reports said he was simply addicted to sex chat rooms, others said he would try to bang pretty much any girl who stepped on the set of his TV show, "Californication". Either way, good news, he’s cured! People magazine says…
David Duchovny has checked out of a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, according to his lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein.
"David is out of rehab and about to start a new movie," Stein tells PEOPLE. "He successfully completed his treatment."
Duchovny has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.
I don’t really care about this story anymore, but it does present another opportunity to post the blurry picture of that girl with red hair and big tits, and I do care that the People reporter who filed this story is named Ken Lee. Could this be the same Ken Lee who stole Mariah Careys heart? She didn’t even wanna live anymore, not if it meant tulibu dibu douchoo. Looks like Ken has a lot of growing up to do.
JESSICA SIMPSON WAS DRUNK – the National Enquirer says Jessica Simpson was kicked out of a Marc Jacobs party because she was drunk. I blame the alcohol companies. Why do they have to make it so delicious?
BROOKE IS DUMB AS HELL – Brooke Hogan was on the Howard Stern show today, and during the course of the interview admitted she didn’t know who the Vice President is and said her breasts were real. Real on the outside, maybe.
PARAMOUNT HAS LOST THEIR MINDS – the studio turned down a movie and its sequel, one to be directed by Steven Spielberg, the other by Peter Jackson. The movie is "Tintin", based on the comic strip about a little kid and his dog in Belgium. Spielberg has controlled the property since 1983, so long that he once considered Henry Thomas (ET) and Leo DiCaprio as the lead character. Could DiCaprio play a young boy today? Could 900-year-old Harrison Ford play Indiana Jones? Sure why not.
DAVID DUCHOVNY IS DOING WELL IN SEX REHAB – being locked up in L.A. with a bunch of other perverts doesn’t really sound like a cure. It sounds like a porno.
I AGREE WITH THAT GIRLS TITS - Amabo is making a strong push in the election, especially among girls who don’t know how mirrors work.
Last week a report from Fox News said that David Duchovny had entered a rehab for sexual addiction because he was addicted to porn, not because he had been cheating on his wife Tea Leoni. Today, Us magazine and the Daily Mail say the exact opposite of that.
David Duchovny cheated on his wife for years before finally entering a rehab clinic for sex addiction according to a US magazine.
The X Files star allegedly agreed to seek treatment after heartbroken Tea Leoni discovered his indiscretions and threatened to divorce him.
‘He said Tea gave him an ultimatum: Get treatment or our marriage is over,’ a source is quoted as telling the National Enquirer.
‘She felt it was ruining their marriage and affecting their kids.’
According to the source, Duchovny has admitted that he is compulsively driven to be unfaithful and finds it impossible to turn down the legions of women who offer themselves to him.
Tea needs to lighten up. Why you gotta cock-block? In a slightly related topic, I’ve always thought Cinnabuns would be a good name for an African American themed strip club, and last night it occurred to me that The Black Hole would be a good name for a black porn movie. I don’t know why but all black stuff like this has some punny title. It’s one of life’s great mysteries.
David Duchovny announced that he was in a rehab for sexual addiction last week, but apparently that doesn’t mean he was sleeping around and cheating on his wife Tea Leoni. According to Fox News, he was addicted to porn. Oh jeez, whatever.
(his) announcement that was he was in rehab for sex addiction sparked a lot of rumors. One of them was that he’d been caught having an affair with his tennis instructor (a woman) and that he was undergoing rehab to save his marriage.
Alas, it isn’t so, says a close friend. Duchovny did not check in because of an extramarital fling.
I have inferred from my conversation with Duchovny’s friend that this has something to do with an addiction to pornography, probably on the internet. It’s the sex equivalent of a gambling addiction, where the person is just hopelessly trapped in chat rooms.
Wuuf. They really should have just gone with the cheating thing. That sounds way way better than jacking off in chat rooms.
Tea needs to lighten up. Now her man is gonna be all embarrassed. I don’t know who decided that enjoying porn meant you were addicted, but I bet it was someone fat. Fat people are always real jealous of sexual creatures like me and David Duchovny.
