Jolie won't be Marilyn, but Mara will be Salander

Yesterday everyone in Hollywood was freaking out over the casting of Angelina Jolie as Marilyn Monroe and Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander. Oh I know, right! It was crazy! You can't make this stuff up! But today Jolie has announced she will not be starring in the biopic that was to cover the last two years of Monroes life as told from the perspective of her dog (seriously). It's easy to assume she passed because that...

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wednesday headlines

THE RIDDLER - will be the villain (probably) in Christopher Nolans third Batman movie, and might be played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who Nolan just worked with in 'Inception'. A better choice from 'Inception' would be Tom Hardy, who played the forger (and was unfuckingbelievable in 'Bronson'). That dude is one of the best actors alive. But not as good as Sinamon, this stripper I met Friday. Turns out she just wanted my...

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thursday afternoon headlines

Todays headlines are sponsored by Barney, the fattest Dalmatian in England. He's not the fattest black and white mix breed in England though. Hint hint, Mariah Carey. (barney pix here and here and here. source = splash) DAVID FINCHER - was called in to create a menu screen for the BluRay release of ‘Fight Club', so he copied the one from 'Never Been Kissed' starring Drew Barrymore. He meant it as a joke, but they do...

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