
OK! Magazine says that the brief romance between Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard may have run its course.
OK! is hearing rumors that all is not well in paradise and that the pair may have indeed split — and apparently not even Dax knew he'd been kicked to the curb.
"Dax got a phone call about it from a friend," a source close to the Employee of the Month star reveals to OK!. "He's upset that she didn't bother to say anything to him."
Kate was recently spotted in the Big Apple with billionaire party guy Ron Burkle, and many insiders are whispering that she's already moved on.
Awww, but they were so handsome together. It was sweet to see two people make a connection like this, and it warmed my icy heart and made me believe in love again. No, actually, I was being sarcastic. It was kind of gross, because they're both ugly as hell. Which I guess means they should have just kept dating. For the same reason fat people should just date each other, because what else are they gonna do, wrestle? I don't know what uglies like this do when not dating each other, but I'll bet you dollars to donuts it has something to do with crying.

You see what I did there? I wrote "KATE HUDSON AND DAX SHEPARD?" Like this was unbelievable news. Pretty tricky, huh? Us magazine says:
Kate Hudson has already taken her new boyfriend home to meet the parents. Nighttime barbecues! Jet-skiing! Lakeside PDA! It was all part of the fun during Hudson’s weeklong vacation with Dax Shepard.
On July 30, the two lovebirds – who were first photographed together July 13 – flew on a private jet to Muskoka, Canada, where Kurt Russell and mom Goldie Hawn own a home.
“Dax fit right in,” says a source. He played tennis with Hudson’s younger brothers Wyatt and Boston, and helped teach her 3-year-old son, Ryder, how to fish.
Wow, he must really be into this chick. Hanging out with the kid is a bold move. Guys don't usually do that with new girlfriends for the same reason we don't put 20 inch rims on a rental car.

It only makes sense that in a city of 8 million people, Dax Shepard and Liv Tyler would be having lunch (wait what…) and suddenly Kate Bosworth would sit down right next to them. And then Liv would try to get to first base with Kate. Holy moly, you'd think Kate had a chocolate center by the way Liv pounces on her. Seriously, that’s a pretty passionate kiss, and kissing is the hottest form of foreplay, and the fastest way to get a girl in the mood. At least that's what your mom told me.