Soap operas are basically porn for middle-aged women who own multiple cats. So no real surprise that ass-to-mouth Teen Mom is transitioning into the afternoon trashy fare for her next gig. She’s going to play a hooker on Days of Our Lives. Seems like typecasting. Apparently some people believe soap operas have credibility so they’re calling out Farrah’s new role as a real low rent stunt. First, have you thought about how stupid it sounds to be angry over a hooker playing a hooker? Second, shut the fuck up and read your lines, actor monkey. There’s a fat woman out there who sleeps with four tabbies who needs to flick her bean something fierce.