Dick Clark died today

Dick Clark had a heart attack and died today while at St. Johns Hospital in LA, where he arrived yesterday for what was expected to be a routine outpatient procedure. He was 82. Unfortunately, as you can tell by the 1400 word obituary the Associated Press was sitting on... read more

Whitney left everything/nothing to her daughter

Hopefully Bobby Brown wasn't expecting any kind of a windfall when Whitney Houston died, because her will was filed today in Atlanta, and Inside Edition says she left literally everything to their 19-year-old daughter. Bobbi Kristina gets everything: all of Houston's... read more

Whitney had a premonition of her death. Gee you don’t say.

In September of 2001 there was a rumor that Whitney Houston had died of a drug overdose (which seemed reasonable because she overdosed twice the year before), and it became so prevalent that her publicist even had to issue an official denial. Point being, Whitney Houston... read more

was Whitney Houston murdered?

Spolier Alert: no. Actually there's no evidence of this being anything but a drug overdose and an accident, but Nancy Grace was on CNN last night implying it might have been murder anyway. "I'd like to know who was around her, who, if anyone gave her drugs, following... read more

Whitney Houston is easily replaced

Everyone was really sad last night at the Grammies, just one day after Whitney Houston died, because she was such a special talent and impossible to replace. So to make everyone feel better, Jennifer Hudson sang Whitney's big hit, "I Will Always Love You". That of course... read more

the kick didn't wake up Whitney Houston

When Whitney Houston was found dead on Saturday at the Beverly Hilton at the age of 48, early reports suggested she may have fallen asleep or blacked out in the bathtub and drowned. Oh but you'll never guess why she blacked out. Not in a million years. Whitney Houston's... read more

Joe Paterno died

Joe Paterno died early Sunday morning, though not of shame like you would have thought. It was actually lung cancer. A statement from his family says, "he died as he lived." By mumbling and shielding a pedophile. read more

Dr. Conrad Murray sentenced to 4 years in jail

Dr. Conrad Murray was sentenced to 4 years in jail today, the max allowed, for his part in the death of Michael Jackson. Which seems like a lot since he was convicted of involuntary manslaughter. "Involuntary". It's not like he was trying to kill Michael Jackson.... read more

Patrice O'Neal died last night

It's official now, but Patrice O'Neal died last night due to complications from the stroke he suffered last month, and sorry I'm so slow to update the page today but someone told me about this this morning and I've been surprisingly depressed about it. I hate that the... read more

Robert Wagner killed Natalie Wood or something

Natalie Wood was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood when she drowned in 1981 during an overnight trip on a yacht with Christopher Walken and her husband Robert Wagner. Her death was ruled an accident but now the case has been reopened as a possible homicide. In part... read more

a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz died

Actor Karl Slover, who was the munchkin playing the lead trumpet when the Munchkin mayor arrives in the land of Oz, died yesterday at the age of 93. "He has a genuine immortality," said author John Fricke, who apparently did not mean that literally. There will be no... read more

Dr. Conrad Murray found guilty of manslaughter

Michael Jacksons personal physician Dr. Conrad Murray was found guilty today on one count of involuntary manslaughter after Jackson overdosed on a combination of drugs, notably the highly controlled anesthetic propofol, that were administered by Murray. E! says... Murray... read more