was Whitney Houston murdered?

Spolier Alert: no. Actually there's no evidence of this being anything but a drug overdose and an accident, but Nancy Grace was on CNN last night implying it might have been murder anyway. "I'd like to know who was around her, who, if anyone gave her drugs, following alcohol and drugs, and who let her slip, or pushed her, underneath that water?" "Apparently no signs of force or trauma to the body. Who let Whitney...read more

Whitney Houston is easily replaced

Everyone was really sad last night at the Grammies, just one day after Whitney Houston died, because she was such a special talent and impossible to replace. So to make everyone feel better, Jennifer Hudson sang Whitney's big hit, "I Will Always Love You". That of course is a song that Dolly Parton wrote in 1973, and Hudson sang it every bit as good as she did, so it turns out Whitney is not that special and can be...read more

the kick didn't wake up Whitney Houston

When Whitney Houston was found dead on Saturday at the Beverly Hilton at the age of 48, early reports suggested she may have fallen asleep or blacked out in the bathtub and drowned. Oh but you'll never guess why she blacked out. Not in a million years. Whitney Houston's family was told by L.A. County Coroner officials she did not die from drowning, but rather from what appears to be a combination of Xanax and other...read more

Joe Paterno died

Joe Paterno died early Sunday morning, though not of shame like you would have thought. It was actually lung cancer. A statement from his family says, "he died as he lived." By mumbling and shielding a pedophile.read more

Dr. Conrad Murray sentenced to 4 years in jail

Dr. Conrad Murray was sentenced to 4 years in jail today, the max allowed, for his part in the death of Michael Jackson. Which seems like a lot since he was convicted of involuntary manslaughter. "Involuntary". It's not like he was trying to kill Michael Jackson. Sometimes emaciated drug addicts just die, ya know. No one knows why but they do. (source = usa today)read more

Patrice O'Neal died last night

It's official now, but Patrice O'Neal died last night due to complications from the stroke he suffered last month, and sorry I'm so slow to update the page today but someone told me about this this morning and I've been surprisingly depressed about it. I hate that the word "genius" gets thrown around so much, I heard it this weekend about a guy who was really good at bbq, because Patrice was a fucking genius. This...read more

Robert Wagner killed Natalie Wood or something

Natalie Wood was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood when she drowned in 1981 during an overnight trip on a yacht with Christopher Walken and her husband Robert Wagner. Her death was ruled an accident but now the case has been reopened as a possible homicide. In part this is due to a book written by Marti Rulli and Dennis Davern, who was the captain of that yacht and who eventually told 'the Today show' this morning...read more

a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz died

Actor Karl Slover, who was the munchkin playing the lead trumpet when the Munchkin mayor arrives in the land of Oz, died yesterday at the age of 93. "He has a genuine immortality," said author John Fricke, who apparently did not mean that literally. There will be no funeral for Slover, since midgets are just flushed down the toilet when they die, and because people would chase the midgets if they all congregated in...read more

Dr. Conrad Murray found guilty of manslaughter

Michael Jacksons personal physician Dr. Conrad Murray was found guilty today on one count of involuntary manslaughter after Jackson overdosed on a combination of drugs, notably the highly controlled anesthetic propofol, that were administered by Murray. E! says... Murray faces up to four years in state prison and the loss of his medical license, although a recent rule adopted in the state of California could result in...read more

Andy Rooney died

In case you didn't hear, Andy Rooney died Friday night in a hospital in New York City after complications following minor surgery. He was 92, and as CBS notes in the very first paragraph in their obituary for him, he "had homes in New York City, Rensselaerville, N.Y. and Rowayton, Conn." Well la-di-da your majesty. And that headline picture comes up when you run a GIS on large Andy Rooney pictures, so I assume that's...read more

some guy on 'Real Housewives' hung himself

One of the main story lines last year on ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' was about the troubled marriage between Taylor Armstrong and her husband Russell. His portrayal on the show wasn't particularity flattering, and though they were still together at the seasons end, in July Taylor filed for divorce and told People she was verbally and physically abused during their 6 year marriage. Russell denied that he ever...read more

Mitch Winehouse is on top of the world

Mitch Winehouse has been having the time of his life ever since that spotlight-stealing daughter of his finally died. He's been going on TV, and doing interviews, and last night he held a party at Amy's favorite bar (the Jazz After Dark in London). Because that's a completely appropriate way to mourn someone who drank themselves to death 5 days ago. "God I wish she had died when she still had all her money," he...read more

Mitch Winehouse is an asshole

All of these things happened in the past month: 1. One day before Amy Winehouse died, her mom visited her and would later say Amy was so "out of it" that her death "was only a matter of time." (us) 2. "She has spent the last seven days on a massive bender and people were saying she's going to drink herself to death." Sources claim she died from a 'bad' ecstasy pill combined with huge amounts of alcohol." (the mirror)...read more

Monday headlines, with milf Adrianna Lima

AMY WINEHOUSE - will be buried tomorrow in a private funeral service in London. So for her sake I hope she's actually dead. (abc news) CAPTAIN AMERICA - won the weekend box office with $65.1 million, Harry Potter was second with $47.4M, and 'Friends With No Strings' was third with $18.6M. It would have made more but it turns out that Justin Timberlake is a jackass and nobody likes him. (box office mojo) JENNIFER LOPEZ...read more

the last known pictures of Amy Winehouse

These pictures of Amy Winehouse walking around London on July 12th are reportedly the last pictures ever taken of her before her death on Saturday. And to be perfectly honest she looks better than I thought she would. She looks much healthier than she did at times over the years, like here or here or here, or topless at the beach here and here, or so high she had to wear a diaper here. Not that this means she was...read more