morning headlines

GARY COLEMANS - ex wife only got $10,000 for the pictures she took while Gary died (sold to the Globe) because even other tabloids couldn't bring themselves to stoop so low. That's the good news. But she probably killed him and is getting away with it. That's bad. But it... read more

monday afternoon headlines

GARY COLEMANS - ex wife is doing everything she can to look as guilty as possible, including cremating his body and selling pictures she took of him while he died and after he died. She also got one of those full size rear window stickers that says "fuck tha police". (... read more

this bitch is so guilty

Gary Colemans ex wife is way, way too dumb to talk her way out of anything, much less murder, but that means she's also too dumb to realize she's too dumb to talk her way out of anything, and so therefore she won't stop talking. In fact she did another interview with ... read more

Rue McClanahan is dead

'Golden Girls' star Rue McClanahan died today at the age of 76, after complications of being 76. Did people think she was immortal or something? She had to die at some point. Good riddance you old bitch. The real headline this morning should be about Nicole, who wants to... read more

gary colemans wife is helpful

Gary Colemans 911 call, the call made by his wife after he slipped and hit his head (he of course died 2 days later) has been released and it's pretty damn depressing. His worthless wife describes the scene but doesn't do much else because all the blood is freaking her... read more

dennis hopper has died

Hollywood only has a handful of actors who are truly original. Who don't just read the words on the page like a god damn monkey. Most movies have actors who sound like a ghost hunter trying to contact the other side. Two. Hours. Of. Robotic. Line reads. There are only a... read more

gary coleman has died

Beloved 80‘s sitcom star Gary Coleman died earlier today at the age of 42. Did the troubled child star follow in the footsteps of 'Different Strokes' co-star Dana Plato and take his own life? We'll let you know after this break. And we're back. No it wasn't suicide. He... read more

monday night headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - says she always intended to return home in time for her court date, yet she couldn't produce a plane ticket when asked for one in court today. But I bet it's just an honest mistake. I just get an honest vibe when I look at Lindsay. (radar) PAUL DEDRICK... read more

this is a tragic loss

Corey Feldman has taken to his blog to issue a statement on the death of his frequent co-star Corey Haim, or at least I think he did because he wrote it in a dark blue font on a black background. It's like reading a message between two spies. This is a tragic loss of a... read more

corey haim is dead

The New York Times says that 'Lost Boys' star Corey Haim died early this morning, and although his cause of death is still unknown it was drugs. Of course it was drugs. That jackass has been shakin like Muhammad Ali for 10 years. He had brief windows of sobriety (like in... read more

simon monjack is angry, fat

Over the weekend, The New York Post reported that Brittany Murphy filled a prescription for Vicodin just 11 days before she died. And then took 109 of them. That's 2.42 vicodin (*) per hour for the last 11 days of her life. Her dipshit husband told Radar the story is a... read more

friday afternoon headlines

JOHN MAYER - apologized again last night during his concert in New York, saying he's a different person now and can't believe what an asshole he sounded like in his Playboy interview. Then someone showed him every other interview he's done for the past 5 years and he... read more