corey haim is dead

The New York Times says that 'Lost Boys' star Corey Haim died early this morning, and although his cause of death is still unknown it was drugs. Of course it was drugs. That jackass has been shakin like Muhammad Ali for 10 years. He had brief windows of sobriety (like in this clip from Opie and Anthony in 07) but it never lasted. I don't have a lot of sympathy for drug addicts who eventually kill themselves in case...read more

simon monjack is angry, fat

Over the weekend, The New York Post reported that Brittany Murphy filled a prescription for Vicodin just 11 days before she died. And then took 109 of them. That's 2.42 vicodin (*) per hour for the last 11 days of her life. Her dipshit husband told Radar the story is a lie, and they might sue the Post because of it. "Dr. Cohen prescribed the pills to (Brittanys mom). Dr. Cohen has never prescribed anything to...read more

friday afternoon headlines

JOHN MAYER - apologized again last night during his concert in New York, saying he's a different person now and can't believe what an asshole he sounded like in his Playboy interview. Then someone showed him every other interview he's done for the past 5 years and he said, "Oh OK I guess I can believe it." (popeater) BONER - is being remembered after his suicide by his Hollywood friends like Sarah Silverman, Alyssa...read more

its michael jacksons 911 call

Although difficult to understand at times, the call from the ambulance to the hospital that pronounced Michael Jackson dead on June 25th has leaked online, which is bad news for Dr. Conrad Murray, who claimed Jackson was only a little bit dead when the paramedics took him. The Sun says... The recording is believed to feature a Los Angeles Fire Department medical worker calling the UCLA hospital. The voice says:...read more

brittany murphy could have been saved

The LA County Coroner has determined that Brittany Murphy died on Dec. 20 at the age of 32 due to pneumonia and an iron deficiency anemia exacerbated by multiple drug intoxication. A toxicology report detailing what those drugs might have been is complete but won't be released for several weeks. Her death has been ruled an accident. Unofficially it's being reported that her pneumonia and anemia would not have killed...read more

detective handsome has cracked the case

Simon Monjack announced yesterday that he will file a wrongful death lawsuit against Warner Brothers, claiming they killed his wife Brittany Murphy by firing her from ‘Happy Feet 2'. He told the press… "Does anyone here know … how to get the lids off these pudding cups? Because I'm pulling the tab, you can see the tab here, and all it does is pull away a strip of the foil down the middle. And then when I go to dip the...read more

now tila is :(

Grief sure is a roller coaster. Yesterday, just 5 days after her girlfriend died, Tila Tequila was on her lawn, flashing her boobs and smiling as she posed for pictures in front of the paparazzi. And lots of people made fun of her for it. But then later she was crying. And taking pictures of it. And posting them on Twitter. My bed is so empty without her now. I cant live here alone anymore! Losing my mind... Well it...read more

fuck you ashton kutcher

Ashton Kutcher dated Brittany Murphy for almost two years, and they never went public with it but they might have even been engaged before breaking up in 2003, so when the shocking news of her untimely death broke yesterday, he composed himself long enough to write a touching eulogy, in 140 characters or less. "2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany's family, her...read more

1977 - 2009

Brittany Murphy died of a heart attack this morning. She was just 32 years old. The New York Daily News writes: She went into full cardiac arrest early Sundayand could not be revived. The Los Angeles City Fire Department got a call from the home of Murphy's husband Simon Monjack about 8 a.m. She was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she was pronounced dead on arrival. It would be hard to describe Brittany's...read more

miley cyrus is the angel of death

A tour bus that was one of four transporting Miley Cyrus and her crew during her current tour drifted off the road and overturned this morning near Richmond, Va. Amazingly the driver was the lone fatality. Nine others on board had minor injuries. Miley was not on the bus that flipped and not on scene after the crash. People magazine says... "It was one of our tour buses, but not Miley's," her manager said. "It was one...read more

afternoon headlines

OPRAH WINFREY - had Charla Nash as a guest on her show yesterday. She's the woman from Connecticut who had her face and hands bitten off by a pet monkey last year. It's hard to describe what she looks like now, so just scream at the top of your lungs. There. She looks like that. (oprah.com) DONALD TRUMP - is number 2 on this list of the ten highest paid men on television. He somehow made 50M off 'the Apprentice',...read more

gaga is so ugly its now literally killed someone

I've never punched a woman in the stomach before, but I shouldn't brag because I've also never been within striking distance of Lady GaGa. Those two facts are almost certainly related. That she's friends with Perez makes her punchable all by itself, but even without that she's annoying like no other. She wore this "look at me everyone!" crap to the ACE Awards last night in New York, and she's so ugly in real life it's...read more

anna nicole smith: murderer!

When Anna Nicole Smith married oil-millionaire Howard Marshall in 1994, she was 26 and he was 89. He died just about one year later, no doubt smiling. This began the legal fight for his fortune, estimated at around 550M. Marshalls son, not unreasonably, thought Smith didn't deserve her dads money and so he took her to court. Smith could either walk away from the money or fight for it in court. Oh and there was one...read more

morning headlines

JASMINE FIORE – model mayhem is terrific, but it might be time to take Jasmines profile down. Especially since her last post said "please shoot me". I wasn't even looking for this and found it, despite only browsing around for 10 minutes. Well, under an hour at least. 1 hour. Maybe 2. Less than 5. A little over 5. God I'm So Lonely! (modelmayhem) DERTY – I don't get much new music around here, but Derty is pretty GD...read more

1952 - 2009

In January of 2008, Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with Stage IV pancreatic cancer. Stage IV is the final of the five stages (0,1,2,3,4), meaning the cancer had already spread to other organs. Given just weeks to survive, he continued to travel with his wife of 34 years, to work on his A&E series ‘the Beast' and to defy the odds. Until today. Patrick Swayze, the actor and classically trained dancer whose role in the...read more