Beloved 80‘s sitcom star Gary Coleman died earlier today at the age of 42. Did the troubled child star follow in the footsteps of ‘Different Strokes’ co-star Dana Plato and take his own life? We’ll let you know after this break.
And we’re back. No it wasn’t suicide. He actually died today in a Salt Lake City hospital after suffering an intracranial hemorrhage.
Coleman had been hospitalized in Provo, Utah since Wednesday, May 26, after suffering what his family called “a serious medical problem.”
Coleman had slipped into a coma and was on life support after suffering an intracranial hemorrhage.
He was pulled of life support Friday morning and later passed away. His wife Shannon Price and her father were at the hospital Friday.
I’m a little distracted by the fight tomorrow night, btw. Oh but don’t worry about me Gary. I mean don’t even ask, ya know, just die whenever it’s convenient for you I guess.
LINDSAY LOHAN - says she always intended to return home in time for her court date, yet she couldn’t produce a plane ticket when asked for one in court today. But I bet it’s just an honest mistake. I just get an honest vibe when I look at Lindsay. (radar)
PAUL DEDRICK GRAY - is the bass player for Slipknot, and he was found dead today in a hotel in Iowa. ‘Psychosocial’ is an awesome song, so this bums me out. What if they don’t make any more great music, and I miss out on it. This guy is a real jerk! (msn)
MILEY CYRUS - is in Mexico in a bikini. With her dad, of course. I just hope they’re not eloping. (splash)
Corey Feldman has taken to his blog to issue a statement on the death of his frequent co-star Corey Haim, or at least I think he did because he wrote it in a dark blue font on a black background. It’s like reading a message between two spies.
This is a tragic loss of a wonderful,beautiful,tormented soul, who will always be my brother,family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived.
I’m sure lots of people will be remembering Corey in their own way, but what would he want? Would he want us to grill some catfish and watch ‘the Prestige’? Hopefully so because I went to the Asian supermarket last night and bought some catfish. I’m not made out of money, you know, I’m not gonna just let it go bad.
The New York Times says that ‘Lost Boys’ star Corey Haim died early this morning, and although his cause of death is still unknown it was drugs. Of course it was drugs. That jackass has been shakin like Muhammad Ali for 10 years. He had brief windows of sobriety (like in this clip from Opie and Anthony in 07) but it never lasted.
I don’t have a lot of sympathy for drug addicts who eventually kill themselves in case you couldn’t tell. Fuckin losers. Where are we? What year is this? Is there some confusion? Drug addiction kills you. There’s an army of good people who want to help, all someone has to do is ask. If you don’t care, good riddance. We shouldn’t even bury people like this. Boil him and sell him to the zoo. Alligators need food, right? Why are we feeding them steak while nutrient rich Corey Haims are rotting in the ground? Let’s be logical.
Over the weekend, The New York Post reported that Brittany Murphy filled a prescription for Vicodin just 11 days before she died. And then took 109 of them. That’s 2.42 vicodin (*) per hour for the last 11 days of her life. Her dipshit husband told Radar the story is a lie, and they might sue the Post because of it.
“Dr. Cohen prescribed the pills to (Brittanys mom). Dr. Cohen has never prescribed anything to Brittany. He’s never, ever seen Brittany.”
“This is so defamatory and ridiculous. It benefits no one when these lies are propagated.”
And yet Brittany did have vicodin (hydrocodone) in her system when she died, so God only knows what this retards point is. Granted I don’t really know how drugs work. To be honest I can barely even form a complete sentence. But a buddy of mine who is a Neurosurgical Resident at The U dumbed down all the stuff in her autopsy for me. Full text here, but here’s (SPOILER ALERT!) the summary…
…that’s a lot of sedative medications, and a lot of drug/drug interactions that can cause serious respiratory depression. It’s a lot of unnecessary medications.
After that he said, “A competent physician would treat her pneumonia, rather than just drown everything with pain killers if you know what I mean.” And I said, “I sure do, haha!”. And then I nervously laughed some more while praying there would be no follow up question.
JOHN MAYER – apologized again last night during his concert in New York, saying he’s a different person now and can’t believe what an asshole he sounded like in his Playboy interview. Then someone showed him every other interview he’s done for the past 5 years and he said, “Oh OK I guess I can believe it.” (popeater)
BONER - is being remembered after his suicide by his Hollywood friends like Sarah Silverman, Alyssa Milano and Tracy Gold. They don’t say anything too surprising or revealing, but I mention it because having “Alyssa Milano” and “Boner” in the same post will help my google results. (wonderwall)
CARLY SIMON - might have revealed the subject of the song “You’re So Vain” to be David Geffen. I bet the ten people on earth who know what the hell that just meant are pretty surprised. (huff post)
MARISA MILLER - and a bunch of other models are essentially naked in the new British version of GQ. I’d like to point out that this website has more individual readers per month than GQ and Vanity Fair magazines combined. So if any models felt like sending me naked pictures so I can post them and they can be famous, feel free to do so. Se habla espanol. (gq)