
I’ve been led to believe that Demi Lovato is either a big deal or will be a big deal. I know she’s BFF with the uncomfortably attractive Selena Gomez, and Selena is often called the next Miley Cyrus. Because of that Demi and Selena often fight with the current Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyrus. Anyway, that’s Demi in a bikini in the Bahamas over the weekend. I’m scared to even look up how old she isn’t, but even that has an advantage because boys her age probably still wet the bed and sleep with the lights on, and I don’t mean to brag but I haven’t done that in over 2 years. So chalk one up for me.
(image source = demi lovato daily. hq jump = here)

The internet is all in a frenzy today (note: not really, although I guess it's possible) because someone just noticed that Disney star and Selena Gomez’ best friend Demi Lovato had some mysterious scratches on her wrist when photographed at Miley Cyrus' 16th birthday party on October 5th (close up of the cuts/scratches here and here). I found a bunch of other pictures where she showed her wrists and they look fine, so this is probably nothing. They don’t even really look like cut marks. Lindsay Lohan used to do this, and this is what cut marks look like. Let's hope for the best, because it’s sad when girls do this. If you’re lonely and lost, you shouldn’t cut yourself, you should get drunk and let me put my hand up your shirt at a party. I know it sounds crazy, but we’ve got to try something!
(picture sources = bauer griffin, splash, pacific coast and getty)