GARY COLEMAN - was legally single when his “wife” made the decision to have him taken off life support. They got divorced 2 years ago. It would seem she’s not taking the break-up very well. (radar)
DEMI MOORE - is writing a book about her life in Hollywood, and she may address the rumors that Bruce Willis cheated during their marriage. But I hope there’s plenty about Ashton too. You can just imagine what stirring conversations they must have. (enquirer)
KATY PERRY - looked a little fat on her way to the gym today. I wonder if she’s pregnant. Someone go punch her in the stomach. If she yells, “My baby!”, then we’ll know. If not, no harm done. (fame)
TWITTER ….. FACEBOOK ….. ITS TOO LATE FOR THEM, RUN!
NEW MOON - is already breaking records. The ‘Twilight’ sequel made $26.3M when it opened this morning at 12:01a.m. There were so many fat girls concentrated in so few spots, the mass pulled the moon 10 miles closer to America. If there’s a tidalwave, I’ll get you for this, Fatties. (variety)
JON GOSSELIN - entered into a secret business deal that is a clear violation of his TLC contract. This could be the, “smoking gun that will doom Jon in the breach of contract action brought against him by TLC”. To make this story even better, sharpie over all the words except “Jon Gosselin” and “smoking gun”. Ahhh. This is nice, isn’t it. (radar online)
DEMI MOORE - went on twitter yesterday to deny she was photoshopped for the cover of W magazine (this), despite the fact that her left hip doesn’t even remotely line up with her thigh. But one picture that is fake is the one claiming to be my senior portrait, with me playing the clarinet next to an iguana on a pedestal. That could really be anybody. At least anybody with a shirt saying “Brendon has Senior-itis”. (twitter)
MIRANDA KERR - was almost forgotten about. Because she’s kind of boring. But then I saw one of her pictures and was like, oh yeah, Miranda Kerr. That was a good story, wasn’t it. (source = splash and wenn)
Demi Moore is 46, and this is her today in a bikini in the Bahamas. That Benjamin Button thing isn’t real is it? Because she seems to get better looking, her body gets in better shape, with every passing year. If this keeps up she’ll win Miss Teen USA in 2027.
(hq jump here. more of these on Splash News Online)
Courteney Cox and Demi Moore showed up at the Glamour Reel Moments (umm … what?) in LA last night, and I'm pretty sure Cox wants to kill herself today. Demi is a year older (they’re 45 and 44) yet looks 10 years younger. It really is a roulette wheel when it comes to how women are gonna age. You never know. You never have any idea. Except for Asian girls, who are preserved like they’re fucking mummies. Salma Hayek is another example of the “you never know”. She still looks good today because her chest is huge, but it wouldn’t take much for her to fall apart. There’s a little bit of the, “woman on the news saying she can see the Virgin Mary in her tortilla” in there.
(picture source = splash)
The Daily Mail says that 44-year-old Demi Moore has spent almost half a million dollars on cosmetic surgery. It also says something about ageism in Hollywood but that part was boring so I skipped it. I'm assuming they're against it.
"It's been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don't know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30.
"There aren't that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don't have much substance, other than being someone's mother or wife."
Miss Moore's comments are particularly unexpected given her own somewhat bullish attitude to holding back the years. After a string of flops in the 1990s, she took a career break, then returned to the screen in 2003's Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, emerging from the sea in a skimpy bikini which showed off the results of a cosmetic surgery spending spree.
As well as breast implants, collagen injections and liposuction on her hips, thighs and stomach, she had a £5,000 procedure to lift the sagging skin on her knees.
She also employed an army of advisers - including a nutritionist, personal trainer, yoga teacher and kick-boxing coach.
Good for her. I hate when chicks say they want to age gracefully. If you want to scare off your boyfriend ladies, be sure to tell him you want to age gracefully. Fuck that. You're just lazy. I want women to fight that shit every step of the way. What are you, Mennonites? Why is surgery bad? What about antibiotics and running water, do you reject that too? I heard cotton fabric is how the devil gets into your genitals, is that true? It is? Okay. Yeah, you're a damn lunatic.
(did you know Demi moved to Europe when she was 16 to become a famous nude model? man, what a coincidence!)
