Adrianne Palicki is our new Wonder Woman

Deadline says today that Adrianne Palicki of Friday Night Lights has not only won the role of Wonder Woman in the new NBC series, but she was the only actress even invited to test for it. Unfortunately that's not Palicki in the headline. That's Denise Milani. Palicki is... read more

love hewitt wants to play wonder woman, is delusional

I don't think there's been any movement on the Wonder Woman movie in years, but Jennifer Love Hewitt seems to think there is, and that she would be a perfect choice to play the superhero. I wonder how she plans on getting her fat ass in that costume. Jennifer Love Hewitt... read more

lindsay lohan is denying that jessica alba rumor

(NOTE: I'd like to get an erection this weekend, so I'm not gonna risk looking up Lohan pictures just because the story is about her. So instead, hey look, it's Denise Milani decorating a Christmas tree while her huge boobs spread holiday cheer to all. Specifically to my... read more

thursday afternoon headlines

DAVID LETTERMAN - is now a woman. Or at least will be during the 'Law and Order' episode about a talk show host who gets blackmailed after having affairs with members of her staff. I know what you're thinking. "Wow this post got surprisingly boring considering it started... read more

Afternoon Headlines

KATY PERRY - has agreed to be one of the guest judges replacing Paula Abdul during the American Idol auditions, which begin tomorrow in Denver. It's not clear who the fourth judge will be for that. One artist who is being mentioned is busty bikini model Denise Milani,... read more

Kate rocks her bikini bod

Stuff like that headline, or, oh, better yet, "This woman has 8 kids?!?!" is the kind of thing that would be here if this was Entertainment Tonight or People, or if it was the beginning of our journey to the land of make believe. I'm sure tons of women would love to... read more