Charlie Sheen Sold Denise Richards’ Home

By Travis May 28, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Charlie Sheen is still a ridiculous cunt

Charlie Sheen’s pursuit of his ex-wife’s unhappiness has jumped from threatening on Twitter to have her child support payments reduced to sending his lawyers in with boxes and a moving truck. According to Radar, Charlie and Brett Rossi want Denise Richards out of their gated community, so he went ahead and sold the house that Denise and his kids had been living in to a friend. Charlie had reportedly been pissed that Denise wouldn’t let him see his daughters at Christmas, and that’s why he vowed to have the $55,000 that he pays her monthly for child support reduced. Another reason to have that amount reduced is because it’s fucking insane. Short of having them home-schooled by Neil deGrasse Tyson and Stephen Hawking, there is nothing that Denise-fucking-Richards can do that deserves that much money. Charlie should be able to keep most of it so he can keep researching the super STD that he’ll eventually be patient zero for.

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Charlie Sheen Not So Subtly Threatens Denise Richards

By Jack December 16, 2013 @ 1:59 PM

Denise Richards has angered the Warlock, Charlie Sheen, into cutting up a wedding souvenir baseball bat with a bayonet. It seems that the tiger-blooded star of such classic films as Hot Shots: Part Deux and You Can’t Arrest Me, I’m Made of Fuck You Money is mad at his ex-wife for not inviting him along on the family Christmas trip with their kids Lola and Sam. Pretty shitty, I guess. I’m not entirely sure I’d want Charlie Sheen around my kids at the Yuletide. That is the season when he likes to chase women around the Christmas pine with a butcher’s knife . Charlie took the non-invite rather like a man, cutting up the souvenir from their wedding with what appears to be an old rusty army bayonet. You know, like you do, when you’re not violent, not-wasted, and not obsessed with random weapons of yore.

Charlie then Tweeted the picture of his craftsmanship to let Denise Richards know that even if he’s frail and pale and sickly, he’s still got plenty of threatening-women-juice left in the tank. That Charlie truly is an old school rapscallion.

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Denise Richards Can No Longer Handle The Violent Sheen Twins

By Lex November 06, 2013 @ 4:04 PM

Brooke Mueller And Sons At The 18th Dream Halloween Benefit In Los Angeles
If only crack and meth pipes came with fancy warning labels like family friendly tobacco, maybe the Sheen twins wouldn’t be four-year old future Natural Born Killers. Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife Denise Richards took custody of winning Charlie’s twin boys by way of convicted drug fiend Brooke Mueller earlier this year when both bio parents were deemed unfit by the County. Now Denise Richards is surrendering custody of the preschool aged twins because of claims of their already violent and anti-social behavior. Some of the shit Denise claims in her letter to Children and Family Services Department is straight out of the Damien playbook.

Bob and Max Sheen often go into a “zombie-like state,” and often kick and squeeze her pets violently for fun. The four-year-olds have reportedly said they “wanted to hurt and kill” the dogs.

[Denise] Richards’ daughters have been “kicked in the head and stomach, in addition to suffering scratches, bites, punches and spitting from the twins.

Bob Sheen in particular has “slapped a teacher in the face.”

I don’t know, they just sound like two playful little scamps. We’ve so neutered boyhood in this society, that some Puckish twins can’t punch their half sisters in the head any longer without a government official stepping in. Maybe the boys just need a change of venue. Perhaps something more rural like an honor ranch or the Hall of Doom in Slaughter Swamp.

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Charlie Sheen Is Tired Of Giving Brooke Mueller All That Free Money

By Travis July 03, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Back in May, Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife, Brooke Mueller (seen above after her recent rug store heist), lost custody of their twin sons because of her suspected drug use, and one day later she entered a drug rehab program at UCLA. Interestingly, Charlie’s other ex-wife, Denise Richards, was granted custody of the kids, despite having no relation to them, because Charlie is apparently still too much of a risk to be an actual father. Or he just doesn’t want them and is content to keep paying $55,000 a month in child support for someone else to raise them.

Either way, he’s tired of paying Brooke that much to not have custody of the kids, so he filed to have Brooke’s child support canceled this week, according to TMZ. He even offered to pay Denise more to keep watching the kids, but she refused and offered to do it for free. That may sound like the dumbest decision in history, but remember that she once played a nuclear scientist named Christmas.

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Denise Richards beard is coming in nicely

By brendon May 04, 2012 @ 5:30 PM

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Another week or so and she can have one of those Robert Downey ‘Tony Stark’ goatees that are so popular these days.

(image source of denise in calabasas today = pacific coast)

Denise Richards: beautiful vixen, fun loving friend

By brendon July 28, 2011 @ 5:20 PM

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Denise Richards has written a book that came out on Tuesday, because as the description says…

“(We’ve) seen her many public faces—the beautiful vixen, the devoted mother, the hard-working entertainer, and the fun-loving friend. But how well do we really know Denise Richards?”

It’s an intriguing question, and one I’m very interested in getting to the bottom of, especially now that this weeks Us magazine cover story says there are even more layers to Denise, such as “dimwitted medical patient”.

Denise Richards hasn’t always been happy with her body (and now she) opens up about her series of botched boob jobs.
“When I was 19, a doctor put in bigger implants than what I asked for. I was in such a hurry to get them that I didn’t research my doctor. I just thought because they’re a plastic surgeon, they must be good. You have to be your advocate for your own body and ask 100 questions.”

Ask my doctors questions? Maybe if I was a hypochondriac. I prefer to just wing it before surgery. In fact sometimes I play a little game where I lie to them about my symptoms and see if they can figure it out. It makes taking the medication they prescribe more exciting.