I'm not even gay but I would totally throw my panties on stage if Ritchie Sambora was playing. What a handsome man. Who knows what evening of erotic delights he has in store for girlfriend Denise Richards, here on vacation in Hawaii. Should they start with spraying solarcane on his back while he stands there looking frumpy. Or maybe she could watch him bend over to put on some pants while he says "ooo-ummph…" and then holds his lower back. Either way, that shit is gonna be hot!
UPDATE - super high res of pic 5 here. good times.
Denise Richards approached two unauthorized photographers on the set of her latest movie yesterday, grabbed their laptop computers and threw them off a hotel balcony. Awesomely, the laptops, "struck an 80-year-old women in a wheelchair. It struck her in the arm. She was not interested in pursuing criminal charges and suffered only minor injuries." The Royal Canadian Mounted Police were called but no charges have been filed. A spokesman for the film said:
"No one was seriously injured in any way. (This is) getting blown way out of proportion. As a precaution first aid was called. An ambulance was called, which is also routine. No one was transferred to the hospital at all. Everything is fine."
Everything is not fine, you jackass. The crazy bitch hit an 80-year-old in a wheelchair with a laptop. Does she have to hit a 90-year-old on a gurney with a desktop before it gets your attention. This is almost cartoonishly evil. She might as well have put on a cape and top hat and tied a lady to the train tracks. The Mounties could be called then too. And they'd comically sit on their horse facing the wrong direction and sing. Aww, Canada is so cute!
source = People
