Dennis Hastert Cops a Plea

October 16, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s about an eighty percent chance your high school wrestling coach is rubbing one out with your worn singlet. There’s only a one in a million chance that same towel biting biting pederast goes on to become the Speaker... READ MORE

The Speaker of the House Might’ve Diddled Some Teens

May 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you learn that your son’s former wrestling coach was engaged in sexual misconduct during his time as a teacher, all you’re really thinking is, oh, man, please let this turn out he was banging underaged girls. Former Speaker... READ MORE